[Dick moons the women activists' float as they celebrate the fall of the Greek system.]
Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate.
Well, he's a master debater.
“Spit & Eggs” · Season 3
In this episode: Veronica Mars (5), Logan Echolls (2), Wallace Fennel (2), Mac Mackenzie (2), Piz Piznarski (1)
[Dick moons the women activists' float as they celebrate the fall of the Greek system.]
Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate.
Well, he's a master debater.
Something wrong?
I can't do this anymore, Veronica. [Veronica looks at him in confusion] You know, I've been thinking... this isn't working. And I don't think I quite measure up to the person you want me to be and... I just can't take feeling like a disappointment anymore.
Logan, I don't...
[interrupts her] Wait, let me get this out okay? The other thing... you told me you weren't built to let people help you.
That's not exactly what I said...
It's close. And you know what? I'm not built to stand on the sidelines. [Veronica nods] And I think we have a choice. I think we can take a tough, but survivable amount of pain now...or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So I vote for the pain now. [They both start to tear up] But I'm always here... if you need anything. [kisses her on the forehead] But you never need anything.
[Veronica is staring into space.]
Veronica?
I'm fine.
I know. We know. But it's okay if you're not.
I'm fine. Seriously. I just told the two of you because I thought you should know. I'm not looking for a pity party.
That's good, 'cause I always get stuck blowing up the pity balloons.
Howdy, boys. Anyone up for going to a Pi Sig blowout? [Wallace and Piz look unimpressed] Beer and ladies and music...and other stuff guys like, I'm sure? Fast cars, loose slots, electronic gadgetry? Televised sports? Pornography? Nothing? None of this grabs you?
We were already planning on going.
I think everybody at Hearst is gonna be there.
Awesome. Then you can help me out.
Suddenly, it sounds like a lot less fun.
Are you freaking kidding me? The Pi Sig mega apocalypse? Hump the furniture, party back to the stone age, fifty keg bacchanalia?
Sounds like fun, right?
Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my porn star tube top.
Please, Mac.
...Resistance is futile.
Unicorns? Really? Well, we'll definitely be needing some mood music. You know, techno has a bad reputation, but I think it's undeserved. Groan if you disagree. Good. We're on the same page. It's unfortunate that when you wake up, all you'll know is that your hair is gone...because it's gonna be good. I'd wager your best ever. And it's a me thing, I'm sorry to say. I...have no patience. I mean, if I'd met you in a bar or at a party, I would have had you back here and on your back in an hour. But that's an hour of my life I would have never had back, an hour of listening to you talk about unicorns and your high-school boyfriend and how you hate the taste of beer. I'm just taking what you would have happily given. I mean, that's hardly a crime.
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