Always looking for a crime where there isn't one. Think you need a new hobby, Keith.
Oh, I don't know. I find solving an investigation very relaxing. You should give it a try some time.
“Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves” · Season 3
In this episode: Veronica Mars (5), Max (2), Logan Echolls (1), Keith Mars (1), Don Lamb (1)
Brian and Fred, as demented as this sounds, thought you'd have more confidence with girls if you... lost your virginity.
I'm gonna go kill my friends now, so, if you could just leave me a bill.
Can you still find her?
Um... yes. But she'll still be a prostitute.
I'm not stupid, Veronica, okay? We had something, I know it. There are some things you can't fake.
And there are some things women are universally known for faking, and this girl is a professional.
When I dropped her off at the airport, she had tears in her eyes.
Are you sure she wasn't thinking of the cab fare back?
[Veronica does an online search for Max's hooker based on his nerdy friends' description.]
It's like a Zagat guide for hookers. How did people find sex before there was an Internet?
From 18,000 down to two. Your attention to detail has served us well, young Jedis.
I just want to get to a place with you where we can be really... intimate.
That's what the female praying mantis says before she bites the male's head off.
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