You realize you're the radio-host version of a rock star, right? I don't know what the groupie procedure is for this scenario, but I might have to throw my panties at you.
Or I could autograph you. I believe we have some Sharpies lying around.
“I Know What You'll Do Next Summer” · Season 3
In this episode: Veronica Mars (5), Wallace Fennel (2), Mac Mackenzie (2), Logan Echolls (1), Piz Piznarski (1), Max (1)
The world is upside down. Veronica Mars wants to believe in miracles, and I'm the cynical one.
Tell your roommate I came by hoping to kill time between classes getting to second base with someone, and then left unsatisfied.
He's a good guy, Veronica. Try not to rip out his heart.
[sighs] I have to, have to, have to go to my morning classes tomorrow. I'm getting lost in the "sex-nap-eat-repeat" loop. I'm in the porn version of Groundhog Day.
"Poundhog Day"?
You were just waiting for me to pull out books?
No, just browsing.
Building up on your South American culture? Conversational Portuguese perhaps? If you're going to be that close to Rio...
How did you know about my trip?
Parker mentioned it.
Did my fanclub meet today? I thought you guys only met on wednesdays?
[In an evening walk, Mac confides to Veronica her dismay about her relationship with Max.]
Love makes me lazy. It's a dangerous drug. Kills more brain cells than crystal meth. How's your cell count these days?
Mmmm, I can still do long division, but I can't quite remember all the continents.
So, Pizneyland is the happiest place on Earth?
Happy enough. There's no rollercoaster, but I think I can do without the adrenaline and nausea.
KKizza
I'm looking for detective Mars.
I'm detective Mars.
KKizza
But you're just a girl. You're a teenager.
A girl, a teenager, and a private detective - I'm a triple threat. Barely fits on my business card.
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