Veronica Mars quotes from Veronica Mars

Veronica

[voiceover] When entering a frat house full of accused rapists, the pant suit is a solid wardrobe choice. It's fashion's way of saying, "Move along. Nothing to see here."

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Hello, Chip... Dick... faceless Star Trek crew members...

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In my world, the wicked don't get parting gifts.

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[voice over] Hello, square one, nice to see you again.

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Did you just make a Jane Austen reference? It's official, the end of days are upon us.

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[voiceover] The man who would be my mentor. Mr. Popular. Just another on the list of men who disappoint.

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[voiceover] So what would Stan Marsh say in a situation like this? I think we all learned a valuable lesson about faith. You give it to the people you love. But the people who really deserve it are the ones who come through, even when you don't love them enough.

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Mac! And the people coming to take me away.

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It's like a Zagat guide for hookers. How did people find sex before there was an Internet?

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From 18,000 down to two. Your attention to detail has served us well, young Jedis.

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Actually, that's just why I'm in jail: To avoid Valentines Day.

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Nothing says "I'm over you" like dating down.

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She has the right to remained famished.

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(to Keith) And you thought a photo of you in your boxers would hurt your lead in the polls?

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(to Dick) After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note.