“The Bitch Is Back” · Season 3
In this episode: Veronica Mars (11), Dick Casablancas (2), Piz Piznarski (2), Mac Mackenzie (1)
Dick? Get out here.
What's up, V?
If you had to bet?
Look, from a guy's perspective, the video just made your stock go up. You looked great. Enthusiasm -- always a plus--
It's like you're this giant jackass piñata begging for someone to beat the candy out of you. Where'd you get the video?
Someone e-mailed it to me.
Who? Get your computer.
I probably deleted--
After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note.
I-it's a nice day. Let's go eat outside. Veronica? Come on.
Looks even more familiar from behind.
I promise you, karma's going to take care of that guy for you.
I know. I'm gonna run him over with my "karma."
Chip a moment of your time.
I'm kinda in the middle of something.
It's a cluster of morons, don't worry they'll let you back in.
You know what I like about you, you got spirit.
I want to talk to you.
That's what you're doing.
Could you put your head up your ass before they stuck the egg in there or is this new?
What do you want.
Who sent you the video.
Don't know, don't care.
You dont care now, but holy crap are you gonna care when I start to get my revenge on, you'll be doin' all sorts of caring.
Domonick?
Yeah.
Where'd you get the video of me
I don't know what you're talking about.
Your pubescent snickering tells me differently.
Someone sent it to me.
You should tell me who, or I can assume it originated from you.
You can assume whatever position you like
I'm thinking chokehold you gasping for your last breath.
Shh sweetheart, sweetheart you are so much hotter with the sound off.
You'll really be better off giving me that name.
Yeah well I guess I need to quiver in fear now so see ya.
Okay then.
Let me explain something, Veronica. I own the most powerful personal computer on campus. There is no personal computer faster or better than mine at Hearst. And using this incredible computer of mine, it will take twenty years to crack Jake Kane's password on this hard drive.
So how do we do it?
You're like Kirk in Wrath of Khan. You refuse to believe in the no-win scenario.
You're like one of the nerds from Revenge of the Nerds with your Star Trek references.
If you have proof that I'm involved in some way, maybe you should get a lawyer. If you don't, maybe you should just stay and have a drink.
Yeah. I'm definitely gonna need a drink. Perhaps twelve. I don't know, how many does it usually take for a girl to find you not gross?
Hey, Nish. I've got a present for you.
You're transferring?
A list. The names of every member of the Castle. All men. You think this will help with that lawsuit?
Oh, my God. Politicians. Tycoons. Celebrities. This is gold. You're gonna make some very powerful men very unhappy.
Won't be the first time.
(to Keith) And you thought a photo of you in your boxers would hurt your lead in the polls?
You know, you're adorable when you surveil.
You forwarded it to your whole address book?
It was instinct. I always forward porn when it's good.
You are going to be so popular in Hell.
(to Dick) After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note.
(to Dick) It's like you're this giant jackass piñata begging for someone to beat the candy out of you.
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