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Veronica Mars · Season 3

“President Evil” quotes from Veronica Mars

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“President Evil” · Season 3

In this episode: Veronica Mars (3), Weevil Navarro (2), Don Lamb (2)

Any big Halloween plans?

Oh, you know, the usual: slapping on my sexy nurse duds and rolling tweeners for their chocolate.

Well, well, what do we have here? An illegal gambling establishment. Underaged drinking. [sees Logan and Veronica hugging] Public displays of affection. [shivers] It's like Sodom and Gomorrah in here.

Where's Lilly's necklace?

Someone left a bracelet in my bed last week. Or wait, was it a hoop earring...

I'm not playing with you.

Don't you get it? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Oh, you don't, huh? Let me spell it out: I tell you about a working on-campus casino. Six hours later, it's held up by a guy, your size, wearing a mask, who happens to be covered in a thin film of drywall dust and the stench of Drakkar cologne.

My cologne stinks? So, all this play I've been getting is from pure sex appeal?

You just told my classmates that your old life of crime was calling. You just asked me about Lilly's necklace.

I can't believe you'd think I'd do that - to you - after all we've been through.

After all we've been through, can you really blame me?

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