This is a bad idea.
No, it's not.
You only think it's not because you came up with it.
Ergo, how could it be bad? Math, sweetie. Me + idea = good.
“Charlie Don't Surf” · Season 3
In this episode: Veronica Mars (6), Logan Echolls (1), Keith Mars (1), Dick Casablancas (1)
You were expecting Sidney Poitier?
No jokes. No innuendos, no quips. Don't even think of alluding to having seen me naked or having touched any part of my body that does not have fingers.
Can I mention that my eyes adored you? I got it. No calling you Bobcat, no talk of milky thighs.
Go home.
Veronica. Don't worry. I wont say anything bad.
Dick, why are you here?
You saw that article about the Pi Sig house, right? That girl Claire gets raped after one of our parties, and suddenly, school's all in a bunch. There's like this hearing scheduled to try to get us kicked off campus, and that's where you come in.
I get to do the kickin'?
You get to be the spy who loves me. The guys were really impressed with how you cleared the frat of the rape last year.
Were they? That means so little.
They knew we had, like, this connection. So, they sent me here to hire you. We need you to do your Veronica thing and prove it's a pack of lies.
Is it? A pack of lies?
We're a frat. Why rape the cow when you're swimming in free milk?
[voiceover] When entering a frat house full of accused rapists, the pant suit is a solid wardrobe choice. It's fashion's way of saying, "Move along. Nothing to see here."
[Veronica encounters the Pi Sig frat approaching in a group.]
Hello, Chip... Dick... faceless Star Trek crew members...
In my world, the wicked don't get parting gifts.
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