[looking at Noah still looking depressed while eating] Maybe it's just a coincidence he, you know, went into a state of shock and despair, the moment I broke up with him. [to her sister] Can you just agree with me at least?
Brod man’s not doing so good. But no one else is even trying the Bull yet, but we’re still golden. [gets pushed by Brody]
Ryan
Come on, babe. You can do this. You're stronger and scarier than anyone I know. Take a deep breath. [Stephanie breathes heavily] That's it. Just… [Stepahnie drops the spoon and starts gagging; sighs] You know what? Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner at all. But a… LOSER!
Can we go now or do you want to stay and build a statue of yourself? [interview] Every time Ryan finally manages to do something right, the whole world has to drop everything so we can all celebrate his "major achievement."
Ryan
You know what? You're a joy-vampire. You… [imitates blood-sucking] suck the joy right out of everything! If I had a time machine, I'd go back to our first date, and slap myself.
[going through the rule book] The rules don't say anything about being unable to boomerang themselves. So I'll allow it. But since it's a Botch-or-Watch, this time, Stephanie has to ring the narwhal.
Are you still talking about that? Ugh! Ancient history.
Ryan
If we don't finish this igloo, we'll be ancient history. [interview] If we end up being eliminated after everything that happened-- the fighting, the break-up, the boomerang, I'm not sure our relationship will survive it.
Ryan, Stephanie, you're the last team to arrive. Sending you home is… exactly what I do if this weren’t an elimination round! But it’s not! You’re safe! [The Hater/Daters sigh]
Ryan
I’m so happy right now. I want ready to go home. I.. still have some feelings for Stephanie.
Yes, Stephanie. [Stephanie screams in irritation and storms out of the interview room] I finally figured out how to one-up Stephanie… just agree with everything.
Oh, it is. Flores, Indonesia is packed with beautiful empty beaches, majestic mountain ranges, and ominously silent jungles. Teams must fly to Flores, then take taxis to the Don box in this village. How do the locals keep tourists away from this island paradise? Nobody knows. But, it might have something to do with the Komodo dragon problem.
Get a giant lizard to eat me?! [screams in unbridled rage and snaps a branch stick off the tree and uses it to bash the Komodo dragon in the head rapidly; Ryan gasps; points the tree branch stick at him, threatningly] Scoop some drool, or you're next.
Ryan
[scoffs] I'm not afraid of Steph, or her dumb stick. And I don't need her to tell me what to do.
So, the assistant goes into one side of the cage, the lion is in the other. The cage gets covered, and the magician pulls the lever to the correct position to drop the divider and the lion off the stage. That way the assistant doesn't get mauled. Let's go. I'll be the magician.
Ryan
Nah, nah. The girl is always the assistant, the man is the magician.
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