Ryan, Stephanie and others in “Dude Buggies”

All right, what do we do?

So, the assistant goes into one side of the cage, the lion is in the other. The cage gets covered, and the magician pulls the lever to the correct position to drop the divider and the lion off the stage. That way the assistant doesn't get mauled. Let's go. I'll be the magician.

Nah, nah. The girl is always the assistant, the man is the magician.

You better hope that dress can fit over your thick head.

Aw, come on, Steph, be reasonable.

Says the guy who dumped me on television.

[dismayed] Crud.

As the Cadets and Sisters race to the Don Box to choose an Either-Or, Best Friends, Carrie and Devin lose valuable ground.

Man, this cad is so slow…

Hey driver, the next cactus, turn west…

[thumbs up] Hmm…