We're going to Las Vegas.
Located in Nevada, USA, Las Vegas is famous for its bright lights, bold entertainment, and very, very bad judgment.
Oh, Josee! Are you losing it?! They're goths, not vampires.
Are they, Jacques? Are they?!
[The Daters/Haters step up to start the magic challenge]
All right, what do we do?
So, the assistant goes into one side of the cage, the lion is in the other. The cage gets covered, and the magician pulls the lever to the correct position to drop the divider and the lion off the stage. That way the assistant doesn't get mauled. Let's go. I'll be the magician.
Nah, nah. The girl is always the assistant, the man is the magician.
You better hope that dress can fit over your thick head.
Aw, come on, Steph, be reasonable.
Says the guy who dumped me on television.
[dismayed] Crud.
As the Cadets and Sisters race to the Don Box to choose an Either-Or, Best Friends, Carrie and Devin lose valuable ground.
Man, this cad is so slow…
Hey driver, the next cactus, turn west…
GDGreen driver
[thumbs up] Hmm…
Which one of us should drive?
EEmma
You're better at video games than me, but can you handle it?
I think so. [interview] I used to be obsessed with video games. One time, I played "Hockey All Stars" for two days straight. I would've kept going, but Emma unplugged my game station and refused to give it back until I took a shower.
EEmma
She smelled like a bag of wet popcorn. Ugh.
Not my finest hour.
[Ice Dancers' interview]
I have no problem being the assistant here. When we skate, I'm always the magician.
Eh, say what?
I lift you, carry you, twirl you around, ha. All you need to do is smile and not fall down.
Wow. I hope I do this trick right. I'd hate to watch you get EATEN BY A LION! [gets up in Jacques' face, angrily]
Would you get in the cage already?
[grunting] Dumb door! Too small!
Ugh, come on! Suck it in! [pushes Ryan in the cage, his dress rips off; points and laughs at his underwear] Nice undies!
Hey, don't look at my butt.
You wish I'd look at your butt. Now get in there! [slams the cage door shut closed]
OW!
[as the Goths are again the first team to step on the carpet; spits out water, shouting] HOW IS ANYONE THAT QUIET?! [breaths deeply] Congrats on coming in first again. Can we hang some bells around their necks or something? Haters, you're in second place.
Let's do that again!
Dude.
Duuude!
Duuuuuude.
[Beat, sighs] Good point…
I can't believe the goths came in first again! I knew I should've used this!
They're not vampires! Agh! At least we didn't finish last, and I got to keep the outfit. [chuckles]
Did we make it?
Yes.
Alright!
In last place.
Oh. Carrie, I am so sorry. It's totally my fault, and I realized something.
Did you realize this is a non-elimination round?
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