[reading the tip] "Catch a flight to Siberia."
Siberia! This massive province of Russia is home to the Siberian tiger, Siberian husky, and probably anything else prefaced with Siberian.
This alliance is not a friendship.
Got that right. It's just an agreement to work with people we hate.
My dad would always pressure me into winning and coming first.
Whenever we had an argument, my dad will gratuitously agree with my mom until she calms down or leaves.
PPilot
[over PA] Welcome, uhh, aboard, everyone, huh. We're going to be, um... closing the... uh... cabin doors, any uhh... second now. For the taking off.
[irately impatient] JUST CLOSE THE DOORS ALREADY!!! [plane cabin doors slam close; sighs in relief]
Woo-hoo!
That was too close!
[Josse screams infuriated]
All the teams are off! Some happier than others.
Now we're all on the same flight, and it's all because of that pilot!
Why? Because he, uhh, spoke, uhh- [Josee punches him in the shoulder, getting him to stop talking] Ow!
[which is behind a yeti] AAH! AAAH!
YYeti
[follows Carrie] UGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [a yeti slides upwards on a rock]
YYeti
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [grabs onto the Daters’ ice yacht sail] Ooh.
Are you sure you two aren’t related?
YYeti
[runs, then pushes the ice yacht]
Thank you.
Josee! What are you going?
Shh! Let’s just say the Cadets can’t catch a break.
Huh? I don’t get it!
I think it’s you who has a screw loose, come on, let’s get another boat. Goodbye.
Josee! Jacques! Wait! We need help!
Did you hear something?
No, I did not.
Help! Allies! I guess they couldn’t hear us.
Uh, they heard you. They’re just mean.
“Who’s ready to go deep?” Uh-oh.
After losing the race to the moon, Russia decided to try and win a race to the middle of the earth. They stopped drilling at the seven mile mark when they realized no one lose was even going to try. Today, one team member must lower their harness partner all the way to the bottom, and find a ball. Before they cranked all the way back up to their partner. Once they’re back up it’s a foot race to the Chill Zone. Located here at this Russian steam bath. Last team to arrive with ball and hand, Maybe eliminated. I hope they all take their time cause I booked a rejuvenating caviar body scrub.
That was crazy!
Thanks for not dropping me down the hole like that.
OK. You know what? You need to stop agreeing with me and go back to being my biggest nightmare!
You’re so right. I need to- wait, what?
You got me so confused, I can’t even think straight.
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