Christopher Moltisanti(After Benny Fazio and James Zancone hit J.T. Dolan and dragging him out of a meeting) Give me that fuckin' fisheye! I'm offerin' you a way ta wipe your fuckin' obligation! Wasn't me who told you ta start gamblin' again.
I can't write a feature now. I just landed a staff job.
Christopher Moltisanti
People are seein' huge profits with these digital horror movies. Douchebags who never made a film before.
That "Saw" thing, four hundred grand ta make, took in a hundred mil worldwide.
I'm a hundred percent well? I deliver this script, I owe you nothin'?
Christopher Moltisanti
You hear this dude? Hundred percent well...he's a bad boy huh, with that lingo? Real fuckin' dark character. My idea is "Saw" meets "Godfather Two." Proven track record, both genres. Young wiseguy, assassin, gets betrayed by his people. They whack 'im, leave his body parts in dumpsters all around the city. Long story short, he is put back together by science, or maybe it's supernatural. And he gets fuckin' payback on everyone who fucked 'im over, includin' the cunt he was engaged to. She was gettin' porked by his boss the night the hero was killed. We'll have a meeting tomorrow. We hear what you've fleshed out before we go ta script. Bing. Two Thirty. Don't make me come look fer you.
"Wallet biopsy"? Nice. Very nice.
RDRudy Diaz
These people are sayin' I took money from your wallet? Fuck that!
Christopher Moltisanti
Whoah. Whoah. Whoah. What'd you say?
RDRudy Diaz
I was looking for proof of insurance. I was only doin' my job.
They heard a lot o' that at Nuremberg. You owe me two K. It was gone from my wallet.
RDRudy Diaz
I don't have that kind o' money.
Christopher Moltisanti
One week... (Chris looks at Rudy's name tag) ...Rudy Diaz, or you'll need a paramedic.
I'll tell ya one thing and I'm not ashamed ta say it. My estimation of John Sacrimoni as a man just fuckin' plummeted.
Give 'im a break, will ya? It's an emotional day...
Ta cry like a woman? It's a fuckin' disgrace.
His fuckin' coach turned into a pumpkin. Heh heh.
Well, even Cinderella didn't cry...
Look, when it comes to daughters, all bets are off. I've seen tougher guys than John cry at weddings.
Yeah, well let me ask you this. If they can make him cry and if he's that weak, what the fuck else can they make 'im do?
Christopher Moltisanti
I gotta agree with Phil, Ton'.
Corky Caporale: I hear fat Vito's been ridin' up the Hershey Highway.
Christopher Moltisanti
Where'd ya get that?
CCCorky Caporale
Come on.
Christopher Moltisanti
Somebody started a joke. I won't mention any names. There's no truth to it.
Christopher Moltisanti
It's a fuckin' captain you're talkin' about. People went to see 'im, he was down the shore with his goomar.
CCCorky Caporale
So it's bullshit then.
Christopher Moltisanti
As soon as he saw 'em, he took off like a bat outta hell.
CCCorky Caporale
Fuck. (They laugh)
Christopher Moltisanti
You didn't hear it from me.
CCCorky Caporale
It could be a mid-life thing.
Christopher Moltisanti
Suckin' a cock?
Lemme ask you a question. Before he cornered you in the porta-potty, when the security guard was suckin' him off-
Whoah one sec, it-it was the other way around.
Vito was blowing the security guard.
He's not gonna know I told you?
You ain't gonna have no problem from Vito, believe me.
Christopher Moltisanti
It'll be okay. Get him ta pay for some therapy.
(to Finn) Look, why don't you, uh, go out front, just get yourself a sandwich, any kind ya like huh? Soda. And, when we're done here, somebody'll take you back. Alright. (Finn leaves)
Christopher Moltisanti
(laughs) I wanna kill the fat faggot myself! Be a fuckin' honor. Cut off his pisciatil' and feed it to 'im.
There can be no mistake now.
I can't believe I stuck up for 'im! I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
Well, we can't have 'im here in our social club no more. I mean, that much I do know.
Social club? He's gotta go!
(Paulie stands up) What the fuck?! What is there ta think about?
Fuck that! I'll say it again! What the fuck is there ta think about?
You gonna take care of his kids, huh, after he's gone?
Christopher Moltisanti
It's true. They didn't do nothin'. Poor little guys.
Now sit down. (to Paulie)
I'm sorry if I yelled T, it's just, how much more betrayal can I take?
Christopher Moltisanti
(laughing) Vito a fag. Big construction tycoon. Ton', when he was always talkin' about "greasin' the union," who knew, that's what he meant? (does jerk off notion with his hand and Patsy Parisi laughs hard in response)
Alright, this stays in these four walls. Understood?
Christopher Moltisanti
The whole sequence with Sally Boy bangin' the fiance. You gotta tell Tony that was your idea.
Christopher Moltisanti
What are you, fuckin' stupid now? He probably thinks I put it in there to embarrass him.
Why did you put it in there?
Christopher Moltisanti
It was an idea. I don't know. Who knows where they fuckin' come from. Isaac Newton invented gravity 'cause some asshole hit 'im with an apple.
It's bad enough that I don't get credit for my own ideas. Now I'm supposed ta take responsibilty for some shit that's gonna get me in trouble. Fuck that man. (Christopher lifts an award from J.T.'s counter)
Christopher Moltisanti
Human-itis award...? What's that?
Humanitas. From the Paulus Brothers, for writing themes of socially redeeming- (Christopher slams the award on J.T.'s head) Ow!
Christopher Moltisanti
Look out the window! You see a fuckin' Hollywood sign out there? Maybe you talk ta your agent like that, but don't ever get fuckin' snippy on me again.
Christopher Moltisanti
Listen, I gotta talk ta you!
Christopher Moltisanti
It can't wait T, this fuckin' Paulie!
Christopher Moltisanti
He sent his idiot nephew and Jason Molinaro ta my father in law's store. They boosted a power to power source.
Christopher Moltisanti
Yeah. Not exactly, Al caught 'em while they were there.
So, they did or did not take the source?
Christopher Moltisanti
They did. Under false pretense.
And this is what you couldn't wait ta talk ta me about?
Christopher Moltisanti
They broke inta the guy's store T!
Yeah, I hear ya, I get it. But we're in the middle o' talkin' about an ongoing potentially multi million dollar proposition here Christopher.
Christopher Moltisanti
It ain't the money Ton'.
Oh really? Well I'm glad ya feel that way. Power ta drills, you believe this shit? Go have a Live Ricky or whatever the fuck it is you're drinkin' these days and we'll be done in a few minutes.
Christopher Moltisanti
Forget it, alright! I got other shit ta do!
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