Paulie Walnuts quotes from The Sopranos

Paulie Walnuts

Ton', you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to fuck it.

Paulie Walnuts

(about DVD's) Somebody should tell Paramount Pictures ta get their shit together. We're gonna be stealin' thousands more o' these things.

Paulie Walnuts

There's no denying it. I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me and Mikey's their fucking ringleader.

Paulie Walnuts

Ginny Sacramoni, what she needs is her own zip code.

Paulie Walnuts

She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food.

Paulie Walnuts

Pussy... I loved that cocksucker like a brother and he fucked me in the ass.

Paulie Walnuts

You said yourself I hit 'im in the head. Fuckin' Rasputin this guy.

Paulie Walnuts

I don't understand. When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I'm old, and you two are still old.

Paulie Walnuts

Fuckin' italian people. How did we miss out on this?

Pussy Bonpensiero

What?

Paulie Walnuts

Fuckin' expresso, cappuccino.We invented this shit, and all these other cocksuckers are gettin' rich off it.

Pussy Bonpensiero

Yeah. Isn't it amazing?

Paulie Walnuts

It's not just the money. It's a pride thing. All our food. Pizza. Calzone. Buffalo mozzarella. Olive oil. These fucks had nothin'. They ate poopsie before we gave'em the gift of our cuisine. But this, this is the worst, this "expresso" shit.

Pussy Bonpensiero

Take it easy.

Paulie Walnuts

If you did, you'd do what they want.

Heh...is that a threat? How quickly things change. Let me tell you something Guido...

Paulie Walnuts

My name is Clarence.

You heard about Jimmy Altieri, right?

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Yeah, flipped...fuckin' ass hole.

Paulie Walnuts

He had two ass holes when they buried 'im.

Paulie Walnuts

Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got. How 'bout you, you remember your first blowjob?

Silvio Dante

Yeah, of course.

Paulie Walnuts

How long did it take for the guy to come?

Tony Soprano

I can't watch this again.

Silvio Dante

This is a DVD, it's the advanced bootleg.

Paulie Walnuts

These are the alternative takes, Ton'.

Tony Soprano

What, you gonna call Coppola and give ideas how to fix it?

Commendatori, you are already checked in.

Paulie Walnuts

Commendatori, like a commander, I like that, that's respect.

Tony Soprano

Do you eat steak?

Paulie Walnuts

What the fuck you talkin about?

Tony Soprano

If you were in India, you would go to Hell for that.