Benny Fazio quotes from The Sopranos

Benny Fazio

Fuckin' somethin', this situation, eh?

Silvio Dante

Right.

Christopher Moltisanti

I can't even get down ta Milt's, fence some jewelry.

Benny Fazio

Everybody with eyes in the back o' their head. Shit, I was Tony's driver.

Christopher Moltisanti

It's amazing. You want me ta be honest? The favoritism Tony still shows for our fuckin' cousin after what he's done? What does Tony B. have on this guy? And I'm supposed ta maybe take a bullet for this skeeve.

Silvio Dante

After all your uncle's done for you? I need ta get into specifics?

Christopher Moltisanti

(After Benny Fazio and James Zancone hit J.T. Dolan and dragging him out of a meeting) Give me that fuckin' fisheye! I'm offerin' you a way ta wipe your fuckin' obligation! Wasn't me who told you ta start gamblin' again.

J.T. Dolan

I can't write a feature now. I just landed a staff job.

Christopher Moltisanti

People are seein' huge profits with these digital horror movies. Douchebags who never made a film before.

Benny Fazio

That "Saw" thing, four hundred grand ta make, took in a hundred mil worldwide.

J.T. Dolan

I'm a hundred percent well? I deliver this script, I owe you nothin'?

Christopher Moltisanti

You hear this dude? Hundred percent well...he's a bad boy huh, with that lingo? Real fuckin' dark character. My idea is "Saw" meets "Godfather Two." Proven track record, both genres. Young wiseguy, assassin, gets betrayed by his people. They whack 'im, leave his body parts in dumpsters all around the city. Long story short, he is put back together by science, or maybe it's supernatural. And he gets fuckin' payback on everyone who fucked 'im over, includin' the cunt he was engaged to. She was gettin' porked by his boss the night the hero was killed. We'll have a meeting tomorrow. We hear what you've fleshed out before we go ta script. Bing. Two Thirty. Don't make me come look fer you.

Benny Fazio

Hey Artie. Come here.

Artie Bucco

You ready ta order?

Benny Fazio

Why you kickin' her ass like that?

Artie Bucco

If you're referrin' to the fact that she's my employee and I'm tellin' her what to do, last time I checked, that's the way it works.

Benny Fazio

She thinks you want her ta cry. I said not true.

Artie Bucco

She told you that? 'Cuz you two talk all the time...

Benny Fazio

Yeah, so what?

Artie Bucco

So maybe you should hire her.

Benny Fazio

I know how to treat people.

Artie Bucco

You're a people person, obviously.

Benny Fazio

I am. And when they're good to me, they get treats. And when they're not, well I got this severence thing I do, it's a complete break actually.

Artie Bucco

Ohohohohohohohohoho. I get it. Uhuh. See 'cuz you talked around that bit so much, I almost missed it.

Benny Fazio

Artie? You know what time it is?

Artie Bucco

We need to talk.

Benny Fazio

Now? My wife is pregnant. She needs to sleep.

Artie Bucco

Martina told me about your little credit card business. Step outside man.

Benny Fazio

I'll be outside a minute honey. Look, you're upset, alright. But it's not my fault that little trick got greedy.

Artie Bucco

Oh, so she's a little trick, huh? (Artie shoves Benny)

Benny Fazio

I was gonna cut you in, but now you're actin' stupid.

Artie Bucco

Regular people are all fuckin' stupid? (Artie heavily shoves Benny and Benny reciprocates with a hard punch as the fist fight ensues)

Benny Fazio

You want some more? (Artie lunges at Benny, takes him down, and batters his face with an onslaught of heavy punches)

Artie Bucco

Piece of dog shit. Little greasy motherfuckin' meatball dog shit. Poo. (Artie spits on Benny's battered body and performs some angry punch moves) I'm stupid...? (Artie leaves)

Artie Bucco

Benny, can I get you a Martina?

Benny Fazio

'Scuse me?

Artie Bucco

A Martina. It's like a Martini, but it's from Albania.

Hmph. I never heard of it.

Artie Bucco

Well, apparently, they go down real easy, right Benny?

Benny Fazio

(staring at Artie) We're gonna look at the menu.

Artie Bucco

Good enough. (Artie leaves)