Adriana La Cerva quotes from The Sopranos

Christopher Moltisanti

Shut up about that!

Adriana La Cerva

Why, they're still gonna kiss your ass. They don't care if you're a junkie.

Adriana La Cerva

I heard they fired their produce guy.

Christopher Moltisanti

Enough! I'm so sick and tired o' hearin' you people talk about food, food, food! That's all anybody ever talks about is proscuitto, cheese, and fuckin' fava beans. I'm, I'm drownin' here!

Tony Soprano

Jesus Christ. Take it easy.

Christopher Moltisanti

We're not even engaged yet.

Tony Soprano

Yeah well, when you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.

Christopher Moltisanti

Fuck the importance.

Adriana La Cerva

Jon Favreau? He's great. He's also a writer. You should show him your script.

Christopher Moltisanti

Swingers? He can suck my dick. That swings too.

Christopher Moltisanti

The wife of a made guy doesn't hostess.

Adriana La Cerva

I'm so proud of you. I love you Christopher.

Christopher Moltisanti

You better.

Christopher Moltisanti

So I was thinkin' right...what we do is start our own group. I'll be the singer and you two can back me up.

Yeah right...ha ha ha...

Adriana La Cerva

Puh-lease!!

Christopher Moltisanti

What?!! It's so hard to rap? Mah bitch. Mah Ho. Mah Ho. Mah bitch. Mah bitch bitch. What? A joke? You don't wanna back me up?

Adriana La Cerva

Let's be honest. What's our future here, Christopher? You...you could end up in jail or something horrible could happen.

Christopher Moltisanti

Fuckin' negative shit. Stop with that.

Adriana La Cerva

Somebody could have it in for you. You wouldn't know.

Christopher Moltisanti

Who?!

Adriana La Cerva

I don't know.

Christopher Moltisanti

What the fuck kind of shit is this? Who told you that?

Adriana La Cerva

Nobody.

Christopher Moltisanti

Fuckin' negative shit coming out of your mouth! I had that fuckin' bird watching me when I got made. I'm already under a what-do-you-call-it, possibly. So stop with that.

Adriana La Cerva

I worry about you, that's all. I love you so much.

Christopher Moltisanti

So if you love me, stir my eggs okay?

Here's what's problematic. You don't even know where your boyfriend is half the time, so how do you know if he's in trouble or not? He's into heroin, organized crime, he's associating with some very dangerous people...not to mention Tony Soprano himself.

Adriana La Cerva

See, that's where you're wrong. Tony would never let anything happen to Christopher. They're cousins, he loves him.

He loved Pussy Bonpensiero. What happened to him?

Adriana La Cerva

He went in the Witness Protection program.

Dwight? He went into the program? You know anything about that?

No.

I think we would've heard. And your uncle Richie, I suppose he's in the program, too.

Adriana La Cerva

He is. Isn't he?

Adriana La Cerva

What if we didn't have kids?

Christopher Moltisanti

Fuck that. What's the point of bein' married?

Adriana La Cerva

I mean, what if we can't? If I can't...would you still love me?

Christopher Moltisanti

'Course I'd still love ya...why?

Adriana La Cerva

There's something you should know. A long time ago, years ago, I had a medical procedure. It was before we met. My uterus got pierced.

Christopher Moltisanti

Both of 'em?

Adriana La Cerva

There's only one. That's ovaries.

Christopher Moltisanti

So, what does that mean, you can't get pregnant?

Adriana La Cerva

Well, my doctor said it might be hard. A friend of mine gave me the name of a specialist in Manhattan.

Christopher Moltisanti

You knew you were damaged goods and you never fuckin' told me!?

Adriana La Cerva

How could you call me that?

Christopher Moltisanti

Jesus fuckin' Christ, how could ya lie to me like that!

Adriana La Cerva

I tried to tell you once. I wanted to. I was afraid that you wouldn't propose.

Christopher Moltisanti

You don't get it, Adriana, I don't have a son, the Moltisanti name ends, that's it!

Adriana La Cerva

We could adopt.

Christopher Moltisanti

Yeah, that's great! Some kid with chinky eyes called Moltisanti! He'd get his ass kicked every day!

Adriana La Cerva

You said you'd still love me.

Christopher Moltisanti

That doesn't mean I'll fuckin' marry you!

Ralph Cifaretto

I like my drinks with extra olives. You should know how your regular customers like their drinks.

Adriana La Cerva

My regular customers are the ones who pay.

Adriana La Cerva

Where's the dog? Oh my God. Cosette?

Christopher Moltisanti

What?

Adriana La Cerva

Christopher, she's not breathing...her neck feels broken.

Christopher Moltisanti

The fuck?

Adriana La Cerva

Oh my God! She's dead.

Christopher Moltisanti

I fell asleep.

Adriana La Cerva

What?

Christopher Moltisanti

She musta crawled under there fer warmth.

Adriana La Cerva

Are you fuckin' crazy? You fuckin' killed her.

Christopher Moltisanti

I didn't kill her. I musta sat on her.

Adriana La Cerva

Oh Jesus, Oh my poor baby.

Christopher Moltisanti

I'm sorry, it was an accident fer chrissake. How long I've been sayin' she shouldn't be on the furniture.

Adriana La Cerva

It's 'cuz you were fuckin' high Christopher. You and your fuckin' smack fuck lifestyle.

Christopher Moltisanti

I'll get you another dog.

Adriana La Cerva

I don't want another dog.

Adriana La Cerva

What, so you're just not gonna talk? I almost got killed, Christopher.

Christopher Moltisanti

I'm just curious. What the fuck were you doin' in the middle o' the night in the middle o' nowhere in a car with my uncle?

Adriana La Cerva

He was drivin' me home.

Christopher Moltisanti

Fuckin' Dover?

Adriana La Cerva

We were talkin'. We...we...we were goin' ta get something ta eat. I get off o' work, I don't want ta go right home. You weren't even there.

Christopher Moltisanti

No, I was in a fuckin' Ride-A-Rent bustin' my ass with a bunch o' rednecks makin' a livin' ta buy you alcohol, and coke, and all the other shit you shovel into your mouth. Two o'clock in the fuckin' mornin'?! Don't fuckin' lie ta me, I can't stand it!

Adriana La Cerva

Nothin' was goin' on, Christopher.

Christopher Moltisanti

I should've made ya walk home.

Adriana La Cerva

I swear ta God.

Christopher Moltisanti

You know how this looks? Don't talk ta me, shut your mouth!

Adriana La Cerva

Hey, hun. I already ate. There's a casserole in- (Christopher chokes Adriana)

Christopher Moltisanti

(yelling) You fuckin' lyin' bitch!

Adriana La Cerva

Ow! Stop it! What're you doin'?

Christopher Moltisanti

You were suckin' his cock! Georgie told me everythin'. The surgeon on the operatin' table said you were moanin' Tony's name!

Adriana La Cerva

What are you talkin' about?

Christopher Moltisanti

You fucking lied ta me! What were you doin' in Dover then? See, see, you can't tell me...'cause I know what you were doin'! Your other dope dealer's there. Go ahead, deny it!

Adriana La Cerva

Okay, I was goin' out ta see Andre, but I wasn't suckin' anybody's cock! How could you say that?

Christopher Moltisanti

Oh, so you two were just gonna go toot up a bunch o' lines, go fuckin' birdwatchin'?

Adriana La Cerva

Oh, you son of a bitch. I was gonna stay up all night and clean this fucking shithole!

Christopher Moltisanti

Everybody knows about it. Everybody's talkin' about it!

Adriana La Cerva

No, please. (Christopher flips a table)

Christopher Moltisanti

You want me ta use you bitch! You're fuckin' killin' me!

Adriana La Cerva

No, I don't. I love you. (Christopher smacks Adriana hard and keeps slapping her on the ground) Stop it. You motherfucker.

Christopher Moltisanti

Fuckin' whore.

Adriana La Cerva

Ow, my neck. (Christopher drags Adriana by the hair and throws her out of the house)

Christopher Moltisanti

Get the fuck outta here! I never wanna see you again! (Chris slams the door shut)

Christopher Moltisanti

Fuck this piece of shit! I'm done!! You hear me? Put my life on the line, my fuckin' life.

Adriana La Cerva

Baby I hate seein' you like this!

Christopher Moltisanti

Fuck family! Fuck loyalty. It costs 'em a dime, you're a fuckin' pariah! I gave that fuck pieces of my soul, Adriana. You know what he said to me? He said I should have a fuckin' drink!

Adriana La Cerva

When?

Christopher Moltisanti

Up there when we were up in Uncle Pat's farm!

Adriana La Cerva

Well you don't need to listen to him. Isn't that why you have a sponsor?

Christopher Moltisanti

Him and Tony B. Breakin' my balls! Teasin' me like when I was little. I mean, what kind of fucked up, underminin' shit is that to tell someone who's got the disease. You know I could take him out in a second that fat fuck! BANG! His kids wouldn't even give a shit!

Adriana La Cerva

Don't talk like that! You're a better man than he is - a better person.

Christopher Moltisanti

Fuck all this shit with Paulie and all, you know what hurts me worse, right to my heart. Him and our asswipe cousin, that two-faced cocksucker. He can get us all killed with New York, and him Tony has to think about what to do with him now, after all this shit. Me, he don't need to fuckin' think! Well, maybe I need to think! Ever thought of that, you fat fuckin' scumbag!!!