(After Finn has seen Vito performing oral sex on a male security guard in the morning) Badan. Sound like a racehorse pissin' in there.
Finn DeTrolioHey, how's it goin'?
You know, I never asked you what your last name is.
Finn DeTrolio
It's DeTrolio.
Finn DeTrolio, my arch nemesis. Enjoyin' yourself here?
Finn DeTrolio
It's alright.
I keep tellin' you, you shouldn't work so hard. Long hours. This fuckin' heat. Plus you came in so early today.
Finn DeTrolio
I just do what the job is.
Good. You're strong. That helps. You know you can call me Vito.
Finn DeTrolio
Yeah...I..I know.
So say it. Lemme hear you say, "what's up, Vito?"
Finn DeTrolio
What's up, Vito?
Not much, Finn. 'Cept I got a little surprise for ya. Two tickets to see your Padres take a beatin' from the Yanks tonight.
Finn DeTrolio
Whoah...shit...
Third base line, plus it's bat night.
Finn DeTrolio
That's really nice, Vito, but I..I don't know if I can-
Don't pull that aw-shucks shit with me! You're fuckin' goin'! I'll see you under the bat tonight, seven sharp. And I don't like to miss the National Anthem.
So you're just not gonna show up?! You love baseball, what is wrong with you!!!?
Finn DeTrolio
I don't like the guy, alright?
Right, I get it. Dr. DeTrolio can't hang with the common folk.
Finn DeTrolio
He came onto me alright! Either that, or he wants to kill me.
Finn DeTrolio
I saw him blowing some security guard in the parkin' lot.
When? What are you talking about!?
Finn DeTrolio
This mornin' I showed up early, I didn't wanna say anythin' but I'm really afraid of this guy.
Vito Spatafore is a married man Finn, I seriously doubt he wants to kill you.
Finn DeTrolio
Well maybe he wants to fuck me and then kill me!
Wait a minute, is that why you got out the suitcase.
Finn DeTrolio
I am not going back to the site.
Do you have any idea the strings my father pulled to get you that job and you just fuckin' quit! I'm gonna hear so much bullshit!!
Finn DeTrolio
So its all about you right?!
Is that all you can say whenever its anythin' to do with my feelin's? So you're going back to Mission Viejo?
Finn DeTrolio
I didn't say that!
Why don't you just admit it!? This whole thing. The fight, this stuff with Vito, it's really about you not wanting to commit!
Finn DeTrolio
I'm right here, we fucking live together.
But you got out a suitcase!!
Finn DeTrolio
It's my process! Okay? Look you never can tell!!
Finn DeTrolio
About anything, the future, I was thinking out loud. Well not out loud, but in the action of getting out the suitcase I was thinking.
Finn DeTrolio
No...well yes...but I'm still here...I didn't go.
Finn DeTrolio
Right...great...fuck me..there was no abundant intentionality in me getting out the suitcase.
I can leave too you know, my friend Hunter's in Montreal!!!
Finn DeTrolio
Do I know!!! With the French roommate guy who was all over your ass the time that we visited, you don't think you keep mentioning him every 24 hours in a minimum.
Because he's thinking of becoming an oral surgeon and you might have had a new friend if you hadn't been so obnoxious to him at the club.
Finn DeTrolio
Can we just stop fighting?
You got out a suitcase!!!!
Finn DeTrolio
I'll put it back okay?
So it's not about us, but suddenly you're talking about options.
Finn DeTrolio
Don't paraphrase what I said. I said, this point in our lives is a transition period forced on us by external events, school is over for me and next year for you. These are difficult choices, what you'd rather not have choices...thank god for choices!!
Uh! Stop your bullshit! It's really simple! Are we going to stay together or not!!!?
Finn DeTrolio
If you want.
Finn DeTrolio
I said I did.
And then you said, how are we going to keep it together through four years of dental school for you and probably med school for me!
Finn DeTrolio
Well, its a good question.
But why ask it now, tonight of all times?!! Are you asleep?!!
Finn DeTrolio
No!
You were. And now you're gonna lie like you did about the suitcase!
Finn DeTrolio
I did not lie about the suitcase!!
Then what do you call it!?
Finn DeTrolio
I don't know, I explained it. Jesus, you should quit the law center, you're like a prosecutor at 4 in the morning. I can't think!!
How can you sleep when we're in the middle of this!!!
Finn DeTrolio
In the middle of what?!! All I said was I didn't wanna go back to the job site and maybe I should go home until this thing with Vito blows over.
But you didn't ask me to come. You went right to the closet and got out your suitcase!
Finn DeTrolio
Jesus Christ!!!!!!
Lemme ask you a question. Before he cornered you in the porta-potty, when the security guard was suckin' him off-
Finn DeTrolio
Whoah one sec, it-it was the other way around.
Finn DeTrolio
Vito was blowing the security guard.
Finn DeTrolio
He's not gonna know I told you?
You ain't gonna have no problem from Vito, believe me.
Finn DeTrolio
What are ya gonna do?
It'll be okay. Get him ta pay for some therapy.
(to Finn) Look, why don't you, uh, go out front, just get yourself a sandwich, any kind ya like huh? Soda. And, when we're done here, somebody'll take you back. Alright. (Finn leaves)
(laughs) I wanna kill the fat faggot myself! Be a fuckin' honor. Cut off his pisciatil' and feed it to 'im.
There can be no mistake now.
I can't believe I stuck up for 'im! I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
Well, we can't have 'im here in our social club no more. I mean, that much I do know.
Social club? He's gotta go!
(Paulie stands up) What the fuck?! What is there ta think about?
Fuck that! I'll say it again! What the fuck is there ta think about?
You gonna take care of his kids, huh, after he's gone?
It's true. They didn't do nothin'. Poor little guys.
Now sit down. (to Paulie)
I'm sorry if I yelled T, it's just, how much more betrayal can I take?
(laughing) Vito a fag. Big construction tycoon. Ton', when he was always talkin' about "greasin' the union," who knew, that's what he meant? (does jerk off notion with his hand and Patsy Parisi laughs hard in response)
Alright, this stays in these four walls. Understood?
Finn DeTrolio
You weren't there for the "grand inquisition" about Vito.
Uh, I knew it. I'm picking the fight.
Finn DeTrolio
I was in the back of a butcher shop with your Uncle Paulie, ratting out a guy, I don't really even know. I mean, what do you think's gonna happen to Vito, for being gay? And don't give me any of that "poverty of the Mezzogiorno" bullshit. We're in fucking Caldwell, New Jersey, and you're on your high horse about justice? They are gonna mete it out themselves.
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