J.T. Dolan quotes from The Sopranos

J.T. Dolan

Hi, my name is J.T., I'm an alcoholic and an addict. I'm also a TV writer, which by default makes me a douchebag.

J.T. Dolan

What is this, fuckin' "Pulp Fiction"? Am I supposed ta be afraid?

Little Paulie Germani

I don't know, I didn't see it.

J.T. Dolan

You're really bein' a prick, huh. I told you, I need more time.

Christopher Moltisanti

Then fuckin' get it.

J.T. Dolan

Chris, you know me. What could you possibly do ta me that I haven't already been through?

Christopher Moltisanti

I'm positive we'll think o' somethin'. (Chris punches J.T. in the face, hard, sending him to the ground)

J.T. Dolan

Ow! My God... (Little Paulie Germani keeps kicking J.T. on the ground and Chris breaks a glass framed portrait on J.T.'s head) Ow! Oh! Oh...auh...

Christopher Moltisanti

(After Benny Fazio and James Zancone hit J.T. Dolan and dragging him out of a meeting) Give me that fuckin' fisheye! I'm offerin' you a way ta wipe your fuckin' obligation! Wasn't me who told you ta start gamblin' again.

J.T. Dolan

I can't write a feature now. I just landed a staff job.

Christopher Moltisanti

People are seein' huge profits with these digital horror movies. Douchebags who never made a film before.

Benny Fazio

That "Saw" thing, four hundred grand ta make, took in a hundred mil worldwide.

J.T. Dolan

I'm a hundred percent well? I deliver this script, I owe you nothin'?

Christopher Moltisanti

You hear this dude? Hundred percent well...he's a bad boy huh, with that lingo? Real fuckin' dark character. My idea is "Saw" meets "Godfather Two." Proven track record, both genres. Young wiseguy, assassin, gets betrayed by his people. They whack 'im, leave his body parts in dumpsters all around the city. Long story short, he is put back together by science, or maybe it's supernatural. And he gets fuckin' payback on everyone who fucked 'im over, includin' the cunt he was engaged to. She was gettin' porked by his boss the night the hero was killed. We'll have a meeting tomorrow. We hear what you've fleshed out before we go ta script. Bing. Two Thirty. Don't make me come look fer you.

Christopher Moltisanti

The whole sequence with Sally Boy bangin' the fiance. You gotta tell Tony that was your idea.

J.T. Dolan

It wasn't my idea.

Christopher Moltisanti

What are you, fuckin' stupid now? He probably thinks I put it in there to embarrass him.

J.T. Dolan

Why did you put it in there?

Christopher Moltisanti

It was an idea. I don't know. Who knows where they fuckin' come from. Isaac Newton invented gravity 'cause some asshole hit 'im with an apple.

J.T. Dolan

It's bad enough that I don't get credit for my own ideas. Now I'm supposed ta take responsibilty for some shit that's gonna get me in trouble. Fuck that man. (Christopher lifts an award from J.T.'s counter)

Christopher Moltisanti

Human-itis award...? What's that?

J.T. Dolan

Humanitas. From the Paulus Brothers, for writing themes of socially redeeming- (Christopher slams the award on J.T.'s head) Ow!

Christopher Moltisanti

Look out the window! You see a fuckin' Hollywood sign out there? Maybe you talk ta your agent like that, but don't ever get fuckin' snippy on me again.