I was wondering if you bullies would be interested in some bodyguard work?
Heh, that's funny. We were just talking about going into the protection business.
We're offering a lunch-and-recess package that's very affordable.
“Bye Bye Nerdie” · Season 12
In this episode: Lisa Simpson (2), Nelson Muntz (2), Principal Skinner (1), Groundskeeper Willie (1), Kearney Zzyzwicz (1), Wendell (1)
I had no idea you knew so much about bullying.
Oh, yeah, there's a lot of history there. Did you know it predates agriculture?
[Francine is going on a rampage beating up every scientist in sight]
FFrancine
SUCK FIST, DOCTOR DORK!
Ach! It's a mighty puddle of puke!
I'm sorry.
Aw, that's all right lad. It reminds me why I got into this business. [salutes him]
Lisa, this is outrageous! Explain yourself!
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