[Homer has been abducted by the Springfield mafia on the mistaken basis he is Krusty, who owes debts.]
But wait, you can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him! I'm Homer Simpson!
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Uh... actually my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble!
The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?
Uh... actually my real name is uh... think Krusty, think... Joe Valachi!
The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?
[While being lead into the mobsters club]
Benedict Arnold!
The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
D'oh!
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