“The Twisted World of Marge Simpson” · Season 8
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (2), Seymour Skinner (1), Fit-Fat Tony (1), Legs (1)
That's the miracle of the franchise. You get all the equipment and know-how you need, plus a familiar brand-name people trust. You'll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for Royce McCutcheon!
No deal McCutcheon, that moon money is mine!
[Marge has decided to go into the pretzel business.]
What's my territory?
Your territory? Well, let me put it this way: wherever a young mother is ignorant as to what to feed her baby, you'll be there. Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you'll be there. Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you'll be there.
Don't forget fat people, they can't stop eating.
[passing by] Hey, pretzels.
[Homer goes to Frank Ormand's house and a woman in black answers the door.]
I'm here to see Mr. Ormand.
Of course. Right this way.
[In the living room is Ormand's funeral being held]
Oh, I guess I should speak to the executor of his estate.
[whispering] He's right over there. [points to another coffin] They were in the same car.
[Marge arrives at the school loading zone. An unshaven and ragged Skinner appears]
Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?
[monotonous] Yes I am sure. [a bandaged hand gives Marge money] Sure as sure can be.
Oh my God. What happened to your fingers?
[off-camera] Boating accident.
I believe it was a... boaking accident. [a laser sight is aimed at his temple] I have to go now.
Greetings, Homer.
Hey! Fat Tony! You still with the mafia?
Uh, uh, yes, I am. Thank you for asking. Now, Homer, as you no doubt recall, you were done a favor by our, uh, how shall I say...Mafia Crime Syndicate.
Oh yeah.
Now the time has come for you to do us a favor.
[Gasp] You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? [Disappointed] Oh, Fat Tony. I will bid good day to you sir.
Okay...I will go [exits the building]...Hey...wait a minute.
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