Lou quotes from The Simpsons

Lou

Uh... Looks like we better file a report with the Bureau of Missing Statues.

Chief Wiggum

Yeah. Be like that time that Rodin statue got stolen. What was the name of the statue again? Eh, ah, let me think. [sits on the statue's base imitating The Thinker] Um... thinking. Yeah... Still thinking. Still thinking...

Lou

Hey, Chief, aren't you going to pull him over?

Chief Wiggum

Really? In this dodge charger with 260,000 miles, with a catalytic converter that's being stolen as we speak.

Gotcha!

Chief Wiggum

Simpson, we are finally sending you to juvie and throwing away the keys, is what I would say if I wasn't about to start a whole new chapter in my life. [Bart groans] I'm joining the Chicago P.D. I'm gonna lead the ADU.

Lou

The All-Decapitations Unit?

Chief Wiggum

Yeah, there won't be a lot of laughs. I think it’s a drama. One thing's for sure though, I'm going to miss this pla-

Bart

ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID LIGHT SWITCH!!

Marge

Come on, sweetie. It's time for you to go home.