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The Simpsons · Season 35

“McMansion & Wife” quotes from The Simpsons

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“McMansion & Wife” · Season 35

In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Lou (1), Snake Jailbird (1), Sea Captain (1)

We have to meet the new neighbors before they hear about us from the old neighbors.

Hey, I have friends in this neighborhood. There's the guy whose lawn I used as a shortcut, the guy whose mailbox crashed into our car, and Mrs. Bad Halloween candy.

BHBad Halloween candy lady

If my candy is so bad, why do you take so much of it?

Hey, Chief, aren't you going to pull him over?

Really? In this dodge charger with 260,000 miles, with a catalytic converter that's being stolen as we speak.

Gotcha!

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