Simpson, we are finally sending you to juvie and throwing away the keys, is what I would say if I wasn't about to start a whole new chapter in my life. [Bart groans] I'm joining the Chicago P.D. I'm gonna lead the ADU.
The All-Decapitations Unit?
Yeah, there won't be a lot of laughs. I think it’s a drama. One thing's for sure though, I'm going to miss this pla-
ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID LIGHT SWITCH!!
Come on, sweetie. It's time for you to go home.
[Bart groans]
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