I'm gonna miss this place.
[as the Van Houtens leave] Why do people keep doing that?
“Bart's Birthday” · Season 36
In this episode: Bart Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Lou (1), Kirk Van Houten (1)
Simpson, we are finally sending you to juvie and throwing away the keys, is what I would say if I wasn't about to start a whole new chapter in my life. [Bart groans] I'm joining the Chicago P.D. I'm gonna lead the ADU.
The All-Decapitations Unit?
Yeah, there won't be a lot of laughs. I think it’s a drama. One thing's for sure though, I'm going to miss this pla-
ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID LIGHT SWITCH!!
Come on, sweetie. It's time for you to go home.
[Bart groans]
Son, I can see you're experiencing some pretty big feelings right now. Let's try and center them. Now blow out your candles.
[scoffs] You blow 'em out, dumbass.
I know, I know. It's a lot to process suddenly having a great father.
Dude, you're not capable of change!
[through teeth] I hear you and I validate your feelings.
[sternly] You're not a great father, you are Homer Simpson. A drunk, neglectful sack of crap, and that's why everyone laughs at you!
[turns red in anger] Why you little... [angrily strangles Bart, smashes onto his cake, then resets]
[switches the light on] Bart, look what you did to your cake.
Mmm, floor cake. [takes a bite of Bart's cake]
Ten. I stopped it. I'm still ten.
[to Bart] When are you going to grow up?
Never.
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