Kearney Zzyzwicz quotes from The Simpsons

Kearney

[stretching a rubber bracelet] Crouch or forehead?

Dolph

Forehead, for once. [Kearney shoots the rubber bracelet like a slingshot at Milhouse's forehead]

Wha? [He starts to remember about Nelson beating Milhouse up during the school race]

[to Bart, angrily] Bart Simpson! You ran away when I was getting beat up!

Bart's a coward!

Krusty

He lied to us!

Dolph

Hey, Martin Princess. If you like that cello so much, why don't you marry it?

Chalmers

No heckling!

Skinner

Way to crush him, sir.

Kearney

Hey, Skinner! If you like Chalmers so much, why don't you marry him?

Skinner

Well, as the superintendent, he's married to all the principals.

Chalmers

Thank you. You've made the anniversary of my wife's death even more depressing.

Oh, look who it is, Little Miss Google Noodle.

Lisa

This isn't fair. There's four times as many of you.

Kearney

She's trying to teach us to multiply.

Get her! [She and the male bullies surround Lisa to beat her up, but Lisa crawls out of their circle and runs off into a magic club]