Hey, Martin Princess. If you like that cello so much, why don't you marry it?
No heckling!
Way to crush him, sir.
Hey, Skinner! If you like Chalmers so much, why don't you marry him?
Well, as the superintendent, he's married to all the principals.
Thank you. You've made the anniversary of my wife's death even more depressing.
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