Mr. Burns quotes from The Simpsons

Mr. Burns

[seeing the Indian smoke signals] Oh no, the Pawnee have returned. They probably want their souls back.

Mr. Burns

[After he loses his case against Mona] Curse that groovy granny! This is America! Justice should favor the rich!

Mr. Burns

Fear not Smithers! I'll move Heaven and Earth to save you! It's still easier then teaching a new assistant my filing system.

Mr. Burns

Well, I guess we'll have to find a place where the workers are more desperate and ignorant...Springfield!

Mr. Burns

My fat friend you are hanging by a very thin thread. Now listen Simpson if you want to keep your job, then you better start...

Mr. Burns

Now let's enjoy the Miami of Canada -- Chicago!

Mr Burns

[Walks into a tree, and falls over. He then points at the tree.] Kill his acorns and make him watch.

Mr. Burns

Sector 7G? No, let the Lennys and Carls of this world waste their wretched lives in that testicle-shriveling torture chamber.

Mr. Burns

Take us out first. Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job.

Mr. Burns

I appreciate the counsel, Simpson, now please trap door yourself out.

Mr. Burns

I demand to see that capitalism castrating suffragette this instant.

Mr. Burns

They say you catch more flies with honey, I say with fly traps.

Mr. Burns

I need you to tell me who is worthy of surviving the Apocalypse with me. I only want the sharpest razors in this town's Halloween candy.

Mr. Burns

"I'm the richest man in a town of 32,000 people."

Mr. Burns

Aw, somebody drew a cucumber crying, that's nice.