“The Burns and the Bees” · Season 20
In this episode: Mr. Burns (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Waylon Smithers (1), Seymour Skinner (1), Kearney Zzyzwicz (1), Jimbo Jones (1)
Hmmm, Men, the room for me.
Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second grade babies.
Why would I want to?
Because I said "I dare you." Kearney, can you read it back?
[Reading] "Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies.
Why would I want to?
Because I said 'I dare you.' Kearney, can you read it back?
[Reading] Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to--"
The point is, Simpson, a dare has been placed on your nards.
My nards accept.
Who is that man and why isn't his enthusiasm being punished?
That's Mark Cuban, sir. He's the most flamboyant owner in the league.
[Slides down a zip line from a hook while holding a fire cracker.] [enthusiastically] I'M OUT OF MY MIND!
Dad, all the bees are dying.
Oohh no more bees! Now who'll sting me and walk over my sandwiches?
But without bees there would be no flowers.
[scoffs] Flowers: The painted whores of the plant world.
[Walks into a tree, and falls over. He then points at the tree.] Kill his acorns and make him watch.
Stop, I'm one of you!
[buzzing] We hate you the most, uncle Tom!
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