[Homer puts Maggie to sleep]
[offscreen] Did you put the baby to sleep? [Maggie wakes up]
D'oh!
“Fland Canyon” · Season 27
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Reverend Timothy Lovejoy (1)
Oh... I can't read that again. I hate to see a wolf get punished for having normal appetites.
Okay, sweetie, I got a story about another little girl who got lost in the woods, but it wasn't a girl, and it wasn't the woods. [Maggie sucks her pacifier] Suck, suck indeed! And it all happened once upon a time, before you were born, and my chances for a man cave went out the window.
Bless you all for sacrificing your Saturday afternoon to help us clean up skid row.
When God came for Sunday I said nothing. Now he comes for Saturday.
Homer Simpson, it's one thing to moan and groan on the bus, but in front of these unfortunates, well... [scoffs] that just curls my 'stache! [his mustache curls a bit]
Hey, Flanders, why don't you take some advice from your Bible and zip it?
Oh, where does the Bible say "zip it"!?
It's the first thing the burning bush said to Moses! [a homeless man approaches Homer]
HMHomeless Man
Thank you for teaching us Scripture. [hugs Homer while he shows his tongue to Ned] Thank you.
Enjoying your moon view, Homer?
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