Why do you always wreck the stuff I care about? Big brothers are supposed to be helpful and a little nice. I wish I could un-brother you.
“The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds” · Season 31
In this episode: Lisa Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1)
Not if I un-sister you first.
Fine. [Grabs her tiny scissors on the floor] By the power of safety scissors, I hereby sever the sibling bond. [Cuts the sibling bond between her and Bart] Snip.
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