[Lily is having a tea party with Lola and Lana]
"More tea, Lady Lillington?" [Lily removes a tiara that Lola placed on her head]
She doesn't wanna have a dumb tea party. She wants to play with Izzy! [Puts Izzy on Lily's head. They then start to pull Lily by her arms, which discomforts her]
Dudes, give her back! We were in the middle of a jam sesh!
We were talking to Great-Grandma Harriet.
LLynn
We were playing ball!
We were getting ready to take our show on the road!
We were gonna look at my magazines!
We were watching Dylan's date!
BT-dubs, Lori, Great-Grandma Harriet knows you re-gifted her brooch, and she is not happy about it. [Lori instantly looks regretful]
LLLola and Lana
GIVE US BACK, LILY!
[The other girls fight over Lily until Lincoln comes in and grabs her]
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!
[Lincoln tries to escape with Lily, but Lori stops him dead in his tracks]
I'll take that. [grabs Lily and runs]
Oh, no, you don't! [gets Lily back from Lori but crashes into Luan who switched Lily out with Mr. Coconuts]
Whoops. Sorry, Linc! Sorry, you loser! [laughs but loses Lily to Leni]
Ha! Na-na-na, na-na-na! [loses Lily to Lisa while she's gloating at Luan] LILY'S INVISIBLE!
[offscreen] Boo. [Lisa screams and she takes Lily from her] Boo.
[Leni runs off screaming; Lisa gets Lily back from Lucy only for Leni to intercept her; Luan tosses a banana peel on the floor causing Leni to slip and drop Lily and Lincoln catches her; Lynn intercepts Lily; Lola comes driving in her princess car and runs over Lynn and takes Lily from her; Lana tosses her jacks on the floor and causes Lola to have a tire blow out; in slow motion, Lola goes crashing and Lana grabs Lily only for the other girls to catch up to her by blocking her path]
[They all start having another brawl until Lincoln whistles out to them and they stop]
Look! We all want Lily to be our mini-me, right? Well, there's only one way to settle this. We'll let Lily choose.
G1Gamer 1
Pee-yew. What stinks?
[Suddenly, the TV goes off and it's revealed that Lincoln's sisters have unplugged it and are wearing potato sacks over their bodies and bandages on their feet, with a huge stench coming out of them, and all look incredibly furious]
It's not what it looks like! [notices the game controller and hides it behind his back]
We're up there making all these sacrifices, and you're down here playing some stupid computer game?!
Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like.
LLynn
If you don't wanna give anything up, why should we?
But... but... polar bear? [holds up the poster]
[Lincoln's sisters are starting to feel remorse again, but this time, unfortunately, they snap out of it.]
Aww...wait a minute! You can't use that on us anymore!
Come on, girls! Let's go get our stuff back!
[holding up her glass of air] And a refill!
[They do so, and leave the basement.]
[Lincoln returns home and finds his sisters all glaring annoyingly at him]
Wrong house! [closes the door but they somehow appear before him]
LLynn
Where have you been?!
We were standing on the curb for over three hours!
The garbage guys literally tried to take Lana to the dump!
I'm really sorry. I had a busy day with the very wealthy Lord Tetherby and I just couldn't get away.
I cannot believe you have been hanging out with some random rich guy all day instead of taking your own sisters to the Burpin' Burger!
[repeating Tetherby's words] A man in a limo can't be seen in some rat hole named after a bodily function. It's just not done.
You're not a man in a limo. You're a kid who ate a bunch of mustard! As soon as your limo's gone, this little fantasy of yours is going to be over!
Oh, really? Is that why they're making me a member of their club tonight, hm? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put on my formal wear.
[After performing "That's What Christmas is All About"]
Merry Christmas, Mr. Grouse.
We all chipped in and got you something.
[Lincoln gives him the present]
So you can go see your family for Christmas tomorrow.
And since you can't be with them tonight... [Rita and Lynn Sr. finally reveal their faces] ...we're bringing our family to you.
LOUDS! [in a warmer tone] You've made this the best Christmas ever. Thank you. I'd say you all landed permanent spots on Santa's nice list.
Even you. [Lola hugs Mr. Grouse's leg]
Well, what are you waiting for? Everyone inside!
Ooh! When did we put a mirror in the living room?
That's not a mirror, that's me! Now go take your dress back!
What?! No! You take yours back!
[End flashback]
That's it? You gotta be kidding me! Clyde and I wear the same shirt on picture day, and we didn't care.
It's a sister thing. You wouldn't understand.
Well let's go help them work it out So we can have our house back. [Lynn stops him with her hockey stick] Oof!
LLynn
Negative. In this family, we have a sister fight protocol: butt out, and let them resolve it on their own.
Yeah? Well I have a protocol, too! Which is I don't like pooping in a bucket! [enters Lori and Leni's room] Hey guys. Now look, I know you've been having a little problem.
But I think I can settle this.
Leni, why don't you just return the dress? Lori once said blue makes you look washed out anyway.
Okay, okay. I'm just spitballing here. Lori, why don't you return the dress? Leni says taffeta makes you look like Aunt Ruth. And who wants that? Am I right?
So, what do you say? Ready to hug it out?
We already hugged it out! We were fine! But now that I know that she thinks I look like Aunt Ruth, we are definitely not fine!
You insulted my skin tone! Nothing's gonna make that right!
[Leni and Lori fight as Lincoln leaves, only to be scared by his sisters]
LLynn
Ugh, nice job, Lincoln! We told you to stay out of it!
Based on rising decibel levels, I'm up in the threat level in the house from thunderstorm to hissing cats. Sisters, to your stations!
What's going on? What happened to the fighting?
Pfft. We're over that. We made up.
Correct. Threat level is back to Field of Daisies.
[offscreen] Oh, thank goodness!
I don't understand. How did you fix everything?
No, Lincoln. You fixed everything.
We told you, if you just butted out, we'd resolve it on our own.
I came up with the perfect solution: Lori gets to wear it on the days that end in Y, and I get to wear it the rest of the time.
[Lincoln looks toward a confused Lori, who shrugs]
LLynn
And once they made up, the rest of us made up.
Heh. Well, I guess I've learned my lesson: Always respect the sister fight protocol.
Glad you're finally getting it.
Oh, I totally do, believe me. Next time when Lynn says she needs a windshield wiper when Lisa talks, or Lana says Lola snores like Pop-Pop, I am staying out of it.
You said what now, sporty?!
Oh, I snore, do I? How can you hear me over all your sleep-farting?!
Phew. Can't wait to use the real toilet.
[All the Loud sisters get into a brawl as Lincoln watches in horror]
Aah! Retreat! Retreat! [Runs back into his room]
Wait for me! [rushes to join them as the brawl shakes the whole house]
These are for later, Mr. Grouse. First, we need to get you trained so you'll fit into the world of IT.
Ah, you kids and your fancy abbreviations. In my day, we just said "It".
LLynn
Okay, Mr. Grouse. Here's a laptop. Boot it up.
Will you settle for a penny loafer? [hits the laptop with a shoe]
LLynn
No, no! Not like that! Like this. [turns it on]
Eh...alright. [opens a window in the house]
[laughs] Good one. But wrong. Like this. [opens a window on the laptop]
Now you need to empty the trash on your computer.
Eh, whatever you say. [empties a wastebasket all over the computer]
Yeah, I walked right into that one.
It's our fault you didn't pass your test. We kept you up all night helping us study, that you were too tired to take your own test.
We talked to Mom and Dad, and they agreed to give you a second chance.
LLynn
And this way we won't be here to distract you.
You're all willing to go back to regular school just for me? [her siblings nod] Thanks, you guys.
You smell weird, your hair is wrong, and I would not recommend you to my friends! [Shoots an 'what're you gonna do about that?' look. Luan gives her a reassurance smile and nods. Lucy writes something else in her book]
Mean little blonde, you throw stones and sticks. But what would you know? You're only six.
[And just like that, the siblings smile at this]
[Jumps up in the air; proud] Boo-yah!!! That's my girl! Lucy, time to take your show on the road.
[In the middle of "Right Where We Belong":]
And did you know Royal Woods is also abundantly rich in copper, nickel, iron, platinum? Not to mention it's sitting on a very large oil deposit.
LLynn
You could've mentioned that earlier!
[as Chandler blocks his view with a giant cardboard of his head] Huh? Chandler, do you mind?!
[Chandler snickers evilly]
What kind of run is that, Loud? Looks more like an emu trotting across the outback.
LLynn
[annoyed] Oh, great. Scoots.
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