Lori quotes from The Loud House

Why am I getting a weird sense of deja vu right now? [Lori is surprised] Like I've been here before.

Lori

Wait! Maybe his memory isn't completely lost! I might know how to bring it back!

Bobby

What?

Lori

I promise I'll explain all of this later. OK, here goes literally everything. Sorry, Arturo. [shoves him into another puddle]

You! You're that girl who pushed me a puddle yesterday! [grumbles as Lori gets him back up on his feet]

Bobby

Babe, is that true? Why did you push my dad into a puddle…twice?!

"Babe?" Bobby, this puddle pusher is your girlfriend?

Lori

YES!!! Your memory is back! Though I don't love the nickname.

Bobby

Have we gotten to later yet? 'Cause I really need to know what's going on.

Lori

Let's go inside, and I'll tell you everything over anchovy pizza.

[sitting on his own knees] No! Not the Prank War! It is the bane of my existence every year. No matter how hard we try we never like to come anywhere besides beating the Sand Trap team. [groans] They're just too good for it!

The worst part is that the losing team has to clean the winners toilets for a month.

Lori

Well, save your own plungers, people, because Lori Loud tries to clean no one's own toilets. I literally come from the prankiest family ever. I can win this for us.

Leni

Why do you folks care to try to deal with Bobby and Sam's annoying habits?

Lori

Bobby doesn't need to have any annoying habits. He's literally perfect.

Luna

Sam, too. Sorry we couldn't help you, sis.

Lori

Did you folks ever notice that Bobby sings everything he does?

Luna

Sam's worse. She can't make up her favorite mind! It took her fifteen minutes to pick a seat on the bus! By the time she sat down, we'd arrived at our favorite stops!

Leni

Those start to sound like annoying habits to me. But don't worry. Sixteen 1/2 Magazine didn't let me down tonight. [opens the magazine] Listen: "Your favorite partner is a real work in real progress. If they're going to have annoying habits cuz they want to have annoying habits, it's up to you to get rid of them and make your favorite partner easier."

[blushing] I laugh, giggle, chuckle, cackle, guffaw, snicker, titter, snort, tee-hee, chortle, and lament? I didn't do any of that. [laughs, giggles, chuckles, cackles, guffaws, snickers, titters, snorts, tee-hees, chortles, and laments strongly or weakly] Oh, how embarrassing.

Leni

Oh, don't feel embarrassed. I'm only trying to point it out so anyone can fix it and be truer.

Thanks, Leni. I appreciate that. I promise I will spa-get better! [laughs at his own joke, then stops before laughing, giggling, chuckling, cackling, guffawing, snickering, tittering, snorting, tee-heeing, chortling, and lamenting] Ah, see?

I seem to have no idea how bad we felt. I'm definitely going to work on it... or maybe I'll see a therapist… or shall I just try to journal? [realizes what she's doing; blushes] Oops, I'm doing it again.

Luna

But you caught it. You're already true.

Bobby

[blushing] Wow. Most times, I don't know I'm… ♪ singing! ♪ [catches himself and tries to clear his throat] Singing.

Lori

That's why you're very lucky to have me. I can try to point these things out and help make you truer.

Bobby

Thanks, Babe.

Luna

No better reason to celebrate than with Dad's tear-soaked red velvet cake.

Leni

Hold on! Totes, I need to try to post this on SwiftyPic. [takes a picture of the cake]

Lori

And, now that we've just fixed our favorite partners' annoying habits, we can start trying to plan…

The triple-date to Dairyland!

Bobby

Today's just been a fun day!

Yeah, it was a cool idea to do a triple-date.

Especially at Dairyland.

Lori

Wait! Leni, you haven't posted a pic of your lunch yet.

Leni

Oh, I'm not doing any of that anymore. Some people think I don't live in the moment enough, even though those people know, I already live in Royal Woods.

Wait, are you mad about what I said?

Leni

Why would I be mad? [offering Luna two breadsticks] Here, Luna, I saved you two breadsticks for your drum solo.

Luna

No thanks. Some people think it'd be better if I'd limited my musical solos to Moon Goat shows.

Wait, was that a dig at me?

Lori

No. The other dig is telling someone they say "literally" all of the other times. Some people have suggested much to me before.

Bobby

Seriously, babe?

Lori

Oops, I'm sorry. Did I say the other word again? I guess I'm literally getting out of another weird control. Literally, literally, literally, literally…

Leni

And post, and post, and post!

Lori

…literally, literally, literally, literally, literally…

Bobby

How come it's okay for you gals to point out our annoying habits, but before we try to point out yours, you seem to feel mad?!

Lori

Because you only did it to get back at us!

No, we didn't.

We were really just being helpful, like you were with us.

Yeah, wright, correct!

You know what? I don't think I wanna grow up this date anymore.

Bobby

Me neither.

I'm with you folks. Come on. [she, Gavin and Bobby walk away]

Lori

No, you folks. Wait. [their favorite partners smile hopefully] Because we are literally leaving first! [she, Leni and Luna try to storm off, angrily]

Leni

Boy, they had a lot of nerve!

Luna

They don't really realize how hurt they were being!

Lori

[realize to remember something; regretfully] Oh, now that I think about it, if I remember what they said to us was hurt, maybe one of you may remember what we said to them was hurt, too.

Leni

O-M-Gosh, you're wright, you're correct! We might never try to point out their annoying habits in the first place if you was born at all! [gasps] Which means Sixteen 1/2 Magazine was... wrong! Ah, I'm gonna enjoy a long moment for now cuz I wanna enjoy a long moment for now.

Luna

You're wright, you're correct, dudes and dudettes. If you care to meet people about someone, you may accept them for who they are. I know! That's the lyrics to many songs!

[overhearing Lincoln, realizing he stole the Mummy's cursed ring and cursed the family] MOM! Lincoln stole a ring from the Mystic Mummy of Mystery and cursed our family!

Luna

Oh, come on!

Lori

Seriously?!

Way to go, Lincoln!

Bad Lincoln!

Not to mention the ring is tacky. [lightning strikes close to where she's standing] Sorry, Mr. Mystic Mummy of Mystery, sir!

Folks, I'm sorry. It was a honest mistake. Can't I just put it back?

Unfortunately, no. According to my spell book, once you put the ring on, you activated the curse.

Lynn Sr.

[dismayed] Well, that's just great! I guess we're cursed for life for now! Check that off the old bucket list!

Not necessarily. According to this, there is one way to lift the curse. We'll be able to make an offering to the spirit of the mummy cuz we wanna make an offering to the spirit of the mummy. But we'll gather ingredients for a potion first cuz we want to gather ingredients for a potion first.

Rita

I'm sorry. We do not need to have many times for that. We need to get to that barrel race. That mummy is just gonna wait. [tries to head back to Camperzilla, reaches for the door, but lightning strikes, knocking her back on her back] Okay, offering it is.

[to the viewers while playing video games with Lana] You know, I'm really getting used to life on the whole road. Living with the bare essentials isn't very bad.

You said it.

Lori

[relaxing her favorite body and her on a massage chair; voice vibrating] RV living is literally the life for us. [Camperzilla suddenly comes to a halt; notices] Why're we stopping?

Rita

Very exciting news. For my next piece in the travel series, we are going to check out the beauty of the Rocky Mountains here in Colorado cuz we want to check out the beauty of the Rocky Mountains here in Colorado.

Cool.

Definitely rocky.

Luna

Sweet.

Rita

[pulls the blinds again after Lori shuts them] No, I meant we're going outside for an invigorating 10-mile hike! You folks love it!

Nah.

Luna

I'm good.

You folks have fun.

Lynn Sr.

[enters, wearing Lincoln's blue convincing suit, that's too tight for him; strained] Come on, fam.

Hmm… Is that my convincing suit?

Rita

That tour will be great for my article on Hollywood Hot-spots.

Lori

This was literally my fave part of the tour. [she shows Luan a picture on her phone of Lynn Sr. holding what looks like an umbrella, only for a mechanical shark to bite him in the bottom; She, Luna, Luan, Lucy, and Lana all laugh at their father's misfortune]

Lynn Sr.

[showing the back of his trousers] Boy, that shark sure was cheeky. [smiles amusingly]

Luan

[giggles] It must have thought you were a rump roast. [Luan, Luna, Lynn Sr., Rita, Lori, Lucy, and Lana laugh at Luan's joke]

If anyone asks, we're not together.

Rita

Okay, kids, listen up. This is the last stop of our summer road trip and we like to enjoy the other day getting packed. [goes over her notepad] Lunch at Goddess Greens, Great Lakes City Tower, and a concert series in the park.

Sweet! When do we need to see the Casagrandes? I can't wait for myself to tell Ronnie Anne about our favorite trips.

Lori

[answers her phone as it starts to ring; excitedly] Hey, Boo-Boo Bear! Guess where I am?

Rita

[swipes Lori's phone out of her hand] Literally Mount Rushmore! [imitates signal breaking] Losing reception, babe! Call you later!

Lori

Mom, what was that?!

Rita

Um… We do love to visit the Casagrandes. But my last travel piece for the Gazette is due tonight, and we need to hit all of these places. There's just no time to stop by.

Lynn Sr.

Yeah, if we want to get everything on your Mom's list done, they can't remember we're here. We'll just visit them another time, okay, kiddos?

Luna

I guess so. Plus, I don't wanna miss that concert.

And I want a glamor shot from the top of the GLC Tower, looking down at all of the other little people.

Lori

[unsure] I don't know, you folks. I feel weird about this.

[in his El Falcón costume while Sergio and his pigeon friends eat a pretzel] Ah, man! You guys got a whole pretzel?! All I nabbed was some peanuts. [drops the peanuts to the ground and annoyingly pretends to eat them, pigeon-style]

Lori

[gasps] Carl, too?! They're right by the elevator! How are we just going to get out of here?!

By my rough calculations, factoring in our combined weight and this platform's capacity, I'm afraid we're… [gasps]

[completes the sentence] Maniacs.

Luna

[throws up horns to them] You rock! I mean, you jazz. Y-You get what I'm saying!

Rita

Well, we did it. We saw everything we needed to see for my article.

Luan

Ah, that's a relief. For a second there, I didn't think we'd be able to avoid the Casagrandes.

Lori

[sees Hector and Bobby playing their duet on stage; gasps in shock] Is that… Hector and Bobby?!

Lynn Sr.

[whispering] Let's move, people!

We're doomed.

Quick! In here!

Lynn Sr.

[seeing what the building looks like as the family have been here before] Why does this place look familiar?

Lori

Uh, 'cause this is literally the Casagrandes building!

[groans annoyingly and pushes Lincoln] Great move, Stinkoln! Worth a rebellion to beeft!