A character in The Loud House
Played by Catherine Taber
The Loud House · 632 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Loud House: in 122 of its 632 quotes
Most scenes with: Lincoln (46), Leni (33), Luan (23)
LoriHey, are either of you guys free for a babysitting job tonight? Mrs. McCauley just called and I can't do it, I'm sitting for the Dumscums.
Sorry, dude. I got the Katzes tonight. I'm gonna teach Jamie and Sydney how to do a drum circle.
I'm sitting for the Santinis. I've got some great comedy props in case little Mary gets a ouchie. [hits herself with a toy mallet and faints]
Thanks, Luan, that makes me feel much better about my ouchie.
LoriOMG, Boo-Boo Bear, I am so excited for turkey day.
Me too. We haven't spent it with the Casagrandes in like five years. When we lived in Royal Woods, Mom always had to work the Thanksgiving shift at the hospital.
[Flashback to Bobby and Ronnie Anne eating their meals at the hospital glumly. Maria approaches them with what appears to be blood on her body, and they scream]
Oh, this is just cranberry sauce. I tripped on the way over.
[End flashback]
It wasn't great, but I was always up to date on my booster shots.
Control your children! It is not safe to have Thanksgiving in this house!
Well, if you don't like it, you're welcome to leave! Not you, Bobby, you can stay.
That's what you want, isn't it? To steal our precious Roberto away from us!
Oh, oh, like you haven't been trying to steal Lori from us! Well guess what, BUCKO, it's not gonna happen!
LoriGuys, guys, please stop!
STAY OUT OF THIS!
Why would anybody want to spend Thanksgiving here gnawing on your dry bird?
[Lynn Sr. cries]
The turgooseon is delicious. Maybe the problem is your lumpy gravy!
Did someone say gravy?
[bumps Gravybot into the wall] No. They don't deserve it.
AAH. SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION! [squirts gravy all over Frida's painting]
[gasps] My painting!
LoriI'm sorry, Boo-Boo Bear, I know you were looking forward to having a real Thanksgiving this year.
It's not all bad. I found this half-off turkey jerky.
[Both families run inside the gas station, trampling Flip]
Jumping jerky! Holy hot dogs!
Whoa, how did you guys find us?
Tracking devices. [both look at each other]
You left before trying my twice-baked tart.
They would prefer my flan.
Flan, shman. Tart, tart, tart!
Stop! Don't you guys see? This is why we left. We couldn't stand the fighting and competing.
LoriWe don't want to choose sides. So maybe from now on, we should just spend Thanksgiving by ourselves.
[The Louds and Casagrandes all feel guilty]
Well, nobody wants that.
We certainly don't.
Lori, Bobby, I'm sorry we've been acting so childishly.
We're sorry too, it's just so hard to let go of your kids. [to the Casagrandes] You know what? You should get Lori and Bobby for Thanksgiving.
Well, goodness knows we haven't done anything to deserve that. They should spend it with you.
Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you just rotate every year, huh? Much like the juicy hot dogs I'm selling at a mere 40% markup. Holiday discount.
Works for us.
[They all agree and engage in a big group hug.]
I'm glad we figured out future years, but what about right now? I'm starving!
Well, we've got hot dogs and sunflower seeds and 20 kinds of artisanal jerky. Maybe we could throw a dinner together here.
I'm game.
Me too.
We could make this place look festive. I think I have some leftover decorations in the car.
I'll help you.
Lori"Well, I'm done with you guys being in my room!"
"Well, I'm done with looking at your FACE, Lori!"
[The sisters angrily go back to their rooms]
"Guys, wait! What are we gonna do for the grand opening?"
[The sisters don't listen to him and slam their doors. Lincoln sighs as he heads to his room.]
[To the viewers] "Well my sisters may be fine dropping the ball, but I'm not. Dad's counting on us."
(Luan wakes up)
(excitedly to her still sleeping dummy) Good morning, Mr. Coconuts!
Wow! You're extra chipper today. What's the occasion, doll?
(Looks at the calendar next to her bed.) Today is my first official date with Benny, remember?
Oh, wright, correct. Why could you not forget?
(Luan gets her prop box)
What should I wear? (puts on her glasses) Maybe these gag glasses? Always a classic. (puts on a hat) Or what about this mini top hat? (she looks at herself in a mirror and gasps, she sees a huge pimple on her face) Aaaaaaah!!! (she wraps herself in her covers)
Jeez, the hat doesn't look that bad.
No, look, I have a huge pimple. Oh, I can't let Benny see me like this. Oh, why didn't you say anything?
I didn't realize, and I can certainly see it now. Yowzers! (Picks up a banana and uses it as a phone) Hello, operator? Give me NASA! I just discovered a new planet!
Not helping, Mr. C.
(She takes off. Mr. Coconuts shrugs and follows. Luan lies down on Lori's bed)
LoriOkay, take a deep breath. Pimples are literally no big deal. And plus, Benny should like you for who you are, not what you look like.
(Feeling better) Maybe you're right.
Good golly miss molly! That thing's a monster!
It is?
Monster? Where? Aw, it's just a zit. But man is it huge? (The siblings gasp and walk in) Can I pop it? Please? (Lori stops her from popping her pimple)
Uh, popping the beast will spread bacteria.
(At the car dealers, Rita, Lynn Sr., Lori and Leni look around)
I can't believe our little Lori Lou is buying her very own car for college! (Inhales) It seems like just yesterday you were tootling around on your trike, diaper filled in the brim. (He begins to cry)
Lori(Stops her father) Aww Dad, stop! Seriously, people are looking.
Now remember, sweetie, all you need is something sensible that will get you back in forth from school.
Because you're coming home every weekend, right?
LoriOMgosh! (She and Leni run to something amazing) That is literally the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen!
Hmm, he's cute, but kind of a weird dancer. (Copies the moves as a balloon man)
Lori(Giggles) No, not that! (Gestures to a blue car) That!
LoriWait. Why are you guys all here? And why are you wearing disguises?
We saw your progress reports.
And thought you got bad grades, and you'd be kicked out of Fairway.
And become a pudding feeder!
So, we decided to take your test for you. Boy, we messed up. We're really sorry, Lori.
Lori[holds in her anger and sighs] Well, in a weird Loud family way, it does show you care.
Thanks for picking me up, Lori. I'm so excited to trick-or-treat in Great Lakes City. I've never gotten city candy before.
LoriWho cares about candy? Next to Valentine's Day, Halloween is the most romantic holiday of the year.
Ugh. Please tell me you and Bobby won't make this holiday lovey-dovey like you do all the others.
LoriTrust me, even you will literally be impressed when you see our matching costumes. They're the same ones Mom and Dad wore on their first Halloween date.
Well, I just wanna trick-or-treat with Ronnie Anne.
LoriThanks for coming, Lucy.
I'm flattered the Casagrandes want my help.
Thank you for letting Boris come along, too. I'm so excited for Halloween in the big city.
[They enter Great Lakes City and arrive at the Casagrande apartment]
Lucy! Muchas gracias for helping us!
It's my pleasure, really. Scaring people brings me joy.
[hugs Boris, mistaking him for Grandpa Leonard] And this must be the legendary Gramps that Lori's been telling us about. Nice to meet you, sir.
Boris is actually a child, but appreciates the sentiment.
LoriHey, Carlota. You look stressed. What's up?
I'm just really behind on making everyone's costumes for tonight. I'm never gonna finish on time.
Hmm. What if you had help? Leni is awesome with fashion.
That's a great idea! Babe, would you mind going back to Royal Woods to get her? We'll still have plenty of time for our romantic Halloween celebration.
Oh, it would really help me out, Lori.
Lori[sighs] Of course. Anything to help you guys win. [chuckles]
[Lori returns to the Casagrande apartment with Leni in tow]
[quickly hugs her] Thank you so much for coming!
You can brief me on the way up. What are we looking at?
Silk, cotton, wool, and I was thinking… linen.
[gasps] Linen in October? Now, that's scary.
[peeking out] Hi, Babe!
[noticing Lisa, also in tow] Lisa, what are you doing here?
None of our siblings found my musings on All-Hallows-Eve to be interesting, so they offered my 50 bucks to, and I quote, "Take my dull facts elsewhere."
Did someone say dull facts? You're speaking my language! Lisa, would you like to help me reassemble a skeleton while discussing the mythology behind this spooky holiday?
[gasps and squeals] I apologize for that amateurish display of emotion. Be right up!"
LoriUgh, Boo-Boo Bear, I am so ready to start our romantic Halloween celebration. Is the mercado all decorated?
Not yet. We just need to wrangle the pack of angry neighborhood cats, which means we need Lana.
Lori[slumps in dismay] Ugh, seriously?!
It would mean a lot to me, mija.
LoriUgh. You know I can never say no to you, Mr. C.
[hugs her] I was counting on that.
Lori[sobbing] I can't believe I forgot the straw wig for my scarecrow costume!
It's okay, babe. Leni and Carlota can make you a wig out of a mop head.
LoriBobby, I need to wear the wig my mom wore on her first Halloween date with my dad. It's TRADITION! [sniffs] I have to go back to Royal Woods. I promise I'll be back in time for our Halloween, boo-boo bear.
Okay, I'll be waiting my little candy corn.
[Lori nervously arrives at Great Lakes City on a rainy day and waits for a taxi]
Lori[answers her phone as it rings] Hey, Lincoln.
Hi, Lori. I need to ask you a--
LoriHow do I look? Do I look okay?
You look…the same.
LoriOkay. But do I look like someone you'd want in your life forever? I'm meeting Bobby's dad today and I'm really nervous, and it doesn't help it that my car's in the shop, the rain is ruining my hair, and I'm late!
Wait, you haven't met Arturo yet? But we all spent Christmas at the Casagrande's together.
LoriWe should have met them but… [Flashback to the ending events of "A Very Casagrandes Christmas"] As soon as we got there, I had to go to the bathroom. And he left before I got out. [quicky makes her way to the bathroom]
Feliz Navidad, Louds! Be right back. Rosa is sending me out for more masa. Wish me luck! [leaves as Lori exits the bathroom, relieved]
[End of flashback]
LoriThen, we ended up leaving before he got back. But today, there's no masa standing in our way! I'm finally meeting him. And I need it to be perfect, Lincoln.
[as Lori enters his apartment] Hey, babe!
LoriI am so sorry for being late. [hugs him] You wouldn't believe what happened to me. [checks out the apartment; amazed] Wow! Your place looks great! Where's your dad?
Relax, babe. He's also running late.
LoriOh, perfect. I'll go freshen up.
[As Lori washes off her face in the bathroom…]
[off-screen] Hey, Dad, you made it!
LoriAh! It's him. He's here. [opens the door to see Arturo…only to realize in horror he's the same guy she pushed into the puddle earlier]
Great to see you, mijo!
Lori[gasps in horror and closes the door] That's Arturo?!
You won't believe what happened to me! I was attacked by the rudest blonde girl!
LoriI shoved Bobby's dad into a puddle!
[knocking on the bathroom door from outside] Babe, are you almost done? My dad's here!
Babe? Why are you in my kigurumi, and why are you wearing my foot cream on your face?!
LoriUgh. Uh… Kigurumi's are very in right now, and they say foot cream is good for your complexion, so, just trying to look my best for your dad.
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