Lincoln quotes from The Loud House

[to the viewers, with the map of Europe behind him] The Louds' European road trip continues. Next stop, Athens, Greece!

Today, all that's left of the Parthenon are these beautiful ruins, but this place was once an open air market… [catches Lynn lifting up a pillar; annoyed] Ponytail, this is not your gym. [Lynn tosses the pillar aside and it shatters off-screen] As I was saying, this place was once an open air market, kind of Ancient Greece's version of a mall.

Leni

[gasps excitedly] I wonder if I can use my Reininger's discount here!

During their many travels at sea, Greek heroes often encountered incredible creatures; like the singing Sirens, the Minotaur, and the One-Eyed Cyclops.

Ooh, I love Greek Mythology! Hold your phone up! I don't want to miss all the juicy details!

[picks his phone back up] Those were just myths, they weren't even real, like David Steele.

This helmet didn't just blast me onto another island, it transported me back in time! I should have never tried it on!

You're a time traveler? Yes, I hope it was possible! I'm writing a short story on this pottery. [holds up a pottery with a picture of Lincoln traveling through a time-portal] It's about a time-traveling kid, but I don't have it figured out yet.

Wow, very cool, Clyde...ius. You know, I can use your expertise. The helmet may have brought me here. [puts the helmet back on] But, it doesn't seem to want to take me back, and I need to return to my family. Any ideas?

Hmm, perhaps you have angered the gods by taking something that doesn't belong to you. I bet you'll be able to return to your time if you put it back where you found it."

That would be the Parthenon. Any chance you could sail me there?

Heck, yeah! If I can see time travel in action, I may finish my story! Come on!

[bumps into Lincoln after he's transported back to the future] Hey, what took you, Stinkoln?

[happily hugs her] Lynn!

[groans and breaks out of the hug] Gross! What're you doing?

I'm just so happy to see you! [to the rest of the family] To see all of you!

Rita

Aw, that's sweet, honey, but you shouldn't have run off. We have been looking all over for you.

Leni

[Unaware as the other sisters are] Oh. Were we supposed to be looking for Lincoln? I found a huge sale on vintage sandals!

[exasperated] That wasn't a sale rack! It was a showcase of ancient Greek footwear! What is with this family?!

Rita

Listen, sweetie, you have been a real trooper with all these historic tours, so your Dad and I decided we're gonna spend the afternoon doing whatever fun thing you want.

Actually, I'm starting to think history is fun. I'd love to hear more about Greek Mythology.

Now, let's get you gussied up for the camera. [brushes her hair and finds a scar on the back of her neck] Whoa, cool scar!

Oh, thanks. Hockey puck. I was five, I think.

[amazed] Whoa! You play hockey?!

Wow!

That's so cool!

Stella

Whoa!

[snort-laughs] Whoa, you have friends?

[aggravated] Oh, get lost, Josh! [Josh then steals her strawberry gummies and runs off, laughing and blowing raspberries at her; angrily shaking her fist at him] AND STOP TAKING MY SNACKS!

Younger sibling? Yeah, I have plenty of those myself.

[places the David Steele Issue 13 comic book on the counter along with his friends] Hey, Kara. We don't care about Issue 13 anymore. We're just really sorry we hurt your feelings.

Stella

Yeah, and it's true that we tricked you. But after two minutes, we knew we wanted to be your friend.

Can we have another chance? We all have so much in common. Please say yes!

The Action News Team went behind the scenes with new girl, Kara, owner of the David Steele missing Issue 13… but turns out, that's not even close to the coolest thing about her. She's got a mean slap shot, and writes page-turning comics. And you definitely don't want to mess with her, because she's really good at booby traps.

[stuck in a net trap] Mom! Kara netted me again!

In the highlight of getting to know Kara is she's now our friend!

Lynn Sr.

[yelling over the blaring music while cooking] "LINCOLN! CAN YOU TELL UNCLE LANCE TO TURN DOWN THE MUSIC?!"

[also yelling while covering his ears] "CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M GONNA GO ASK UNCLE LANCE TO TURN DOWN THE MUSIC!"

[dressed as Commander Nick Fox] Attention, all crew. Get to an evacuation pod. As for me, I'm going down with the Andromeda. [salutes] It's crew before commander on this ship. BRACE FOR IMPACT!! [to the viewers] Don't worry, I'm not really dead. [stands up] Tonight is Halloween, and I'm just getting into character. I'm going as Commander Nick Fox. He's the star of an old sci-fi movie that me and my friends are obsessed with… Planet Protection Patrol…or as we call it, Triple-P. It's about a group of space soldiers who protect the earth from evil aliens. We're each going as a member from the crew. I picked the commander because we're a lot alike: Handsome, daring, ready for anything!

[opens the door, dressed as a skeleton, accidentally knocking him over] Apologies, Lincoln, but we need you to test out the haunted house.

[looking at the photo Leni just took] Ugh, this is ghastly. Lincoln wasn't scared at all.

Yes, I was. I'm still shaking in my commander boots.

Lori

[dressed as a black cat; glancing at the photo] Lincoln, you're literally yawning in the photo. [reveals the photo, showing Lincoln yawning as Luna, dressed as a zombie, bites his head]

'Cause I was so tired of being scared! [then realizes his sisters aren't buying it] Okay, you're right. It's just, you always do the fog up the stairs thing, and Luan was Mr. Coconuts three years ago, and you two are always black cats. It's just, I've seen it all before.

We need to make some spooky adjustments and fast. We can't be anything less than terrifying. I won't stand for it.

[from outside] Hey, Lincoln! We're here!

Coming! Mom, Dad, can I trick-or-treat with my friends for a bit? I promise I'll be home by 8:00 to help with the haunted house.

Rita

Of course.

Lynn Sr.

You bet.

Lynn Sr.

[whispers to Rita] "Well, Did you hear that? The Midnight Snack Thief is back!" [he and Rita sneak over to the kitchen, but stopped by Lincoln and his sisters]

"Guys! Don't worry. I've set up a trap that should be going off right about..." [The sound of a net catching its prey is heard] "Now." [he and the others enter the kitchen] "Gotcha!" [turns on the lights, and the family is shocked to discover the Midnight Snack Thief is...] "Lori?!"

Lori

[sheepishly] "Oh! Hi, guys!" [the trap drops her to the floor, and rubs her head] "Ow."

"You're the one who's been taking our stuff?"

Rita

"Sweetie, if you needed all this, you could have just asked."

Lori

[gets up on her feet] "I didn't want to worry you guys. After paying Mr. Grouse's rent, I'm very broke. [groans] I've had no luck getting a job." [frowns; Luan excitedly steps up in front of her]

Luan

"Wait a minute! I've been working part-time at the Burnt Bean and I heard they're hiring a new bean-rista!" [gestures to her big sister]

Lori

"I blew my interview there when I first moved home, remember?"

Luan

"Well, lucky for you, I'm pretty tight with our manager, Beany Brewinski. If I put in a good word, you're going to get golden cuz you seem to get golden!"

Lori

"So, I'd be making money AND we'd be working together? How fun would that be?"

Luan

[Elbows Lori] "Thanks for driving, CO-WORKER! Sure beats my old unicycle commute."

Lori

"Ah, It's literally the least I can do." [giggles and starts singing. Luan has an excited look.] ♪ SISTERS! Working together! ♪

Luan

[Also starts singing] ♪ Chasing those Burnt Bean DREAMS!!! ♪ [tilts her head back and lowers it back down.]

Lori

♪ Brewing the coffee! ♪

[Singing together in harmony.] ♪ SISTERS! Working together! ♪

[opens the letter and reads it] "Lincoln, sorry I missed you. I'm leaving for my timeshare in Tampa. Be back in a long month. Signed, the Amazing Brailster." [alarmed] WHAT?! A whole ding-dang month?! [tosses it away] Lincoln! W-we gotta get to the airport, now!

[puzzled] What? Why?

[grabs him] No time to explain! [runs off, carrying him]

[shocked] You?! But I saw your plane take off!

Maybe that was just an illusion! [gets dejected] Or maybe they wouldn't let me fly with sixteen doves. [snaps his fingers, and his suitcases appear beside him, along with his doves; teleports to the handcuffs, observing them] So this is your magic snafu? [Lincoln nods shamefully] Well, at least it's not a quarter situation again. [pulls a cloth out from his sleeve, and covers the handcuffs with it] Listen to me, the Amazing Brailster. This magic wand may not just failster! [waves his magic wand, and the word "Presto" appears against a cloud of smoke; removes the cloth, the handcuffs have been removed from Lincoln and Mr. Grouse's own wrists]

[awestruck] Whoa!

[amazed] Wow, how did you do that?

[holds up the handcuffs] Release button on the side. [zoom in on a button on the handcuffs] It's in the magicians' manual.

Well, I guess I must get going. And, sorry again, Lincoln. [walks off, as Lincoln feels sorry for him]

Doo-Wop, wait! You know, I was about to head back and hang out with my own favorite friends, but you must join us.

Really? You mean it?

Yeah! Super flush, free snacks, a choreographed doo-wop song? You're a fun guy!

Aww, thanks, Lincoln! [reaches into his pocket] I do need to have a couple quarters burning a hole in my pocket. Eh, let's go to Gus' and grab us some root beer floats!

Or I could show you my famous vanishing quarter trick. [Mr. Grouse glares at Lincoln, knowing where that go] Root beer floats it is.

I'm so excited Shiloh's hanging out with us today! I hope he gets here soon.

Soon enough for you?

[hops out of the car and skates towards his cousins; happily] Hey, guys!

Hey, Shiloh!

Nice slide!

Glad to see you, cousin.

Thanks for letting me hang here today. I didn't want to go to my mom's hot yoga class. It smells funny.

[annoyed] Well, doesn't smell much better here, [gladly] but we're happy to have you.