Perhaps we should rest.
[starts to sit down, then stands up again] No...that's a bad idea. And I'm starting regret staying up late to watch Deuce Biglaow: European Gigolo last night. Check that, I regretted it almost immediately.
S10 E2Morpheus
[General Landry has just informed Vala that she has been accepted at the SGC]
I-I'm a little… overwhelmed. Heh. But, as my first… official act, I'd like to report a rather disagreeable little man.
[entering, smugly] That would be me.
Mr. Woolsey's offer was part of the test. We wanted to make sure we could trust you.
[recovering from surprise] I knew that. But were his sexual advances part of the test?
[horrified] What?! That's..ah…General, I-I can assure you…
Well, I would've even considered playing along, but some of his requests were…well, a little…unusual, even for me.
[General Landry walks off, while SG-1 tries not to laugh]
General, I would never…General!
See, I still think it's cause for celebration. So I say we go out, have lunch, and I'll pay.
Pay with what, exactly?
Well, Daniel will cover me until I get my share of the loot.
[exasperated] "Loot."
Yeah, from all the treasures we're going to bring back from our off-world travels. What, I have to wait until I'm off probation before I start collecting?
S10 E3The Pegasus Project
[looking out over Atlantis] I wouldn't miss this for the world. You know the number of times I tried to get here?
Only two of those times were my fault.
LCLt. Colonel Sheppard
Well, good luck, and listen, if McKay gives you a hard time, just…
Shoot him.
LCLt. Colonel Sheppard
Also, he's mortally allergic to citrus.
Really?
LCLt. Colonel Sheppard
I keep one with me at all times. [pulls a lemon from his vest pocket] It's just a comfort to know… [tosses the lemon to Mitchell] …it's there.
I am just saying, the yield calculations can be extremely tricky, if not borderline impossible. [smugly] You may need me.
Colonel Carter said as much.
Ooohhhh, we weren't going to tell him that.
Ah, this place is Daniel Disneyland.
But um, first, I just wanted to thank you for being there for me recently in a time of great personal need. Well, actually, you weren't there— I was alone in the dark, but um, you know, it sure seemed like you were.
[suspiciously] Are you telling me one of your fantasies?
No it was a hallucination, I had a concussion, I was trapped in the back of a sinking Jumper and my mind conjured you up as a means of survival, it's what you would do in my situation. You saved my life
OK well, that's… sort of nice.
Mmm. Yes it was.
Was I naked?
[slightly embarrassed] Partially.
[regarding McKay] You know, Cam, he's not wrong. As much as it pains me to say it, the data from our first attempt supports his argument.
Well, like my grandma used to say, "if at first you don't succeed…"
[wryly] "…try a larger thermonuclear reaction?"
Her words exactly.
[to Morgan Le Fay] I believe you. I do. I mean, I understand the fine line you have to walk. I realize the risk you're taking just showing yourself. But I'm sorry, I want more. You can pass that on to your friends as well. [to the room] Yeah, I know you're listening, [to Le Fay, in full passionate-speech mode] Because I am getting sick of hidden clues and cryptic messages. And Merlin was right that the Ori are a threat. But not only to us "lowers," not only to the billions of humans throughout this galaxy, but to your own existence. Because when this war is over, and every soul that's left alive is praying to the Ori, feeding their need to be worshipped, you know who they're gonna come for next. I won't pretend to know what that war will look like, or in what battlefield it will take place, but then, I won't be alive to see it.
MLMorgan le Fay
If we interfere, we are no better than the Ori.
I understand that is at the very core of what you are, of what you believe, but I'm talking about survival here. If you really are trying to help, then help yourself.
[regarding the Ascended] I think I understand why you came back, Daniel. I wouldn't have liked their company either.
S10 E4Insiders
I understand your reluctance to trust me, so I'll be succinct. It's the clones. They want me dead.
That would make all of us.
Chief, we've got a full count. Two strikes, three Ba'als.
[laughing] Oh, that's clever, sir.
He was thinking that one up the whole way home.
Yeah, the whole three seconds.
Three point two.
[shrugs] Good point.
BABa'al clone
You are trying to goad me into revealing information.
No, I'm just calling it like I see it. And right now, you don't strike me as someone who could intimidate a ten year old out of his lunch money, much less run an interstellar empire.
BABa'al clone
[in Goa'uld voice] Why don't you have the guard excuse himself for a moment, and I'll show you just what I am "capable" of?
See, now I know you're not the real Ba'al. The real Ba'al wouldn't have cared about the guard.
Barrett (to Landry): General! I understand you have a few extra Ba'als. (punning on Ba'al/ball)
[Landry looks surprised]
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