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Stargate SG-1 · Season 10, Episode 2

“Morpheus” quotes from Stargate SG-1

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“Morpheus” · Season 10, Episode 2

In this episode: Daniel Jackson (4), Cameron Mitchell (4), Vala Mal Doran (4), Samantha Carter (1), Teal'c (1), Hank Landry (1), Richard Woolsey (1)

Look, I know she's no angel. She's-she's lied, she's stolen, she's cheated, she's misrepresented herself, she's… lied.

["Studying" for her Psych evaluation] You are in the desert, you see a tortoise lying on its back in the hot sand. You recognize its plight but do nothing to help. Why? [pauses] Hmm. Why? Oh. [starts writing] Because you are also a tortoise.

HDr. Hutchison

So, how are you feeling?

[eagerly] Very well! Very well…well, you know, all things considered. Heh. I mean, you'd assume I'd be a prime candidate for acculturation difficulty, enduring feelings of…displacement and alienation. Perhaps even a little paranoid ideation. Hmm? But the truth is, I was able to adopt an abstract attitude which allowed me to…release some of my repressed feelings, ultimately providing me with a cathartic actualization. How are you feeling?

HDr. Hutchison

I'm fine.

Perhaps we should rest.

[starts to sit down, then stands up again] No...that's a bad idea. And I'm starting regret staying up late to watch Deuce Biglaow: European Gigolo last night. Check that, I regretted it almost immediately.

[General Landry has just informed Vala that she has been accepted at the SGC]

I-I'm a little… overwhelmed. Heh. But, as my first… official act, I'd like to report a rather disagreeable little man.

[entering, smugly] That would be me.

Mr. Woolsey's offer was part of the test. We wanted to make sure we could trust you.

[recovering from surprise] I knew that. But were his sexual advances part of the test?

[horrified] What?! That's..ah…General, I-I can assure you…

Well, I would've even considered playing along, but some of his requests were…well, a little…unusual, even for me.

[General Landry walks off, while SG-1 tries not to laugh]

General, I would never…General!

See, I still think it's cause for celebration. So I say we go out, have lunch, and I'll pay.

Pay with what, exactly?

Well, Daniel will cover me until I get my share of the loot.

[exasperated] "Loot."

Yeah, from all the treasures we're going to bring back from our off-world travels. What, I have to wait until I'm off probation before I start collecting?

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