Stargate SG-1 · Season 9
Eighty-seven mission hours to thirty-two alien planets. Front-line ground combat on four different occasions.
I was hoping you could tell me something about yourself... something personal.
People call me "Dave."
It says here that's your name.
Yes.
[to Daniel] Look, the tablet is written in Ancient code, right? I know it's not the lost city of Atlantis we're looking for here, but whatever it is could be worth finding. Or you're just going to have to marry that chick.
Yeah! Let's make babies! [She grins widely at Daniel]
Try playing hard to get.
Man, look who's talking.
[to Vala] Ladies first.
[to Daniel] Well then, after you.
[SG-1 rings into the empty caves]
Wicked!...and empty.
I haven't been this disappointed since Daniel and I had sex.
You should give me a weapon.
Nope.
There could be some sort of icky creature down here left behind to protect the treasure.
For hundreds of years?
Some sort of stasis or hibernation. What if it senses our presence and awakens hungry for human flesh?
That doesn't quite sound like the Ancients' style.
Still...
I'm sure if there is a monster down here, it's going to be much more scared of you than you are of it. Especially once it gets to know you.
[a hologram of Merlin appears]
Welcome, ye knights of the round table, men of honor, followers of the path of righteousness. Only those with wealth of knowledge and truth of spirit shall be given access to the underworld, the storehouse of riches of Ambrosius Aurelianus. Prove ye worthy, and all shall be revealed.
That's incredible. Certain scholars have speculated that Ambrosius and Arthur were one and the same, but that would have made him 74 years old at the Battle of Mount Badon. It's actually quite fascinating. See, Ambrosius was the son of the Emperor Constantine—
[dismissive] Yes, yes, yes. "Fascinating" is the one thing it's not. How do we "prove ye worthy" and get "all to be revealed"?
I have no idea, but something tells me truth of spirit may be a bit of a problem for you.
[defensively] You know nothing about me!
Because everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie.
Don't make me separate you two.
If you immediately know the candlelight is fire…
Huh?
Nothing.
Hmmm…
This pot says 'The universe is infinite.'
That seems infinitely useless; what does this one say?
'The treasure is in this pot.'
Really? I was hoping for something a little more substantial, but okay.
Wait, wait, wait!
Too obvious?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, man! Bullets bounce!
A general is only as good as the people he commands.
Who said that?
I just did.
[O'Neill looks at Landry doubtfully]
I mean, Douglas MacArthur may have said something similar.
Well. Don't you all have me surrounded.
Welcome to the SGC. I'm General Landry.
Vala. Vala Mal Doran. Thank you so much for the lovely greeting party. We all had a wonderful time searching each other, didn't we, boys?
You ever heard of the Go'auld Nut?
As in... cashew? Pea-...? [off Vala's look] Oh, you mean the Egyptian sky goddess.
Yes.
No, never heard of her.
These were her ceremonial marriage bracelets. She would affix them to herself and her husband of the moment.
"Of the moment".
Yes, she had many. One of the few admirable traits about her.
Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book.
[to Landry] I mean, isn't that why we're doing this, all of this? The Stargate program, the budget? Isn't it so we can go out and meet new races? Gather advanced technology? Possibly learn about ourselves in the process?
Oh, come on. You do it to meet women.
[also to Landry] She has a point, sir.
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