[SG-1 is about to complete a suicide mission.]
Now, I suppose this is the time for me to say something profound. [pause] Nothing comes to mind, let's do it.
S2 E1The Serpent's Lair
We offer to lay down our lives for your world, human. You cannot ask more.
No, I can't. But I think a better idea is to get the other guys to lay down their lives for their world first, hmm?
We've been in worse situations than this.
Not to my knowledge.
I think what the Captain's asking is, "What now?"
Now we die.
Well, that's a bad plan.
I have spent 133 years worshipping false gods! No more!
You are Hammond...(He gestures to his own head of Hammond's bald head) of Texas?
I am.
Your warriors serve you well.
(Contemplating how to destroy the shield generator) The shield generators are far below. There, in the very bowels of the ship. We must climb down several decks, through the length of the ship. Then. taking our weapons we must...
(Arms two grenades and tosses them down. They watch as the generator explodes.) Grenades.
[Jack gives Daniel a hug after seeing him alive]
Space Monkey. Yeah!
S2 E2In the Line of Duty
[having just zatted Daniel] Are you injured?
Dumb question. But, thank you. I think.
You are welcome.
Just don't ever do that again.
S2 E3Prisoners
Teal'c, look scary and take point.
LLinea
All debts have now been paid.
S2 E4The Gamekeeper
I like what they've done with the place.
I'm not so sure I like what the place has done to them.
We're out.
[leaping out of the device] Whoa! Whew.
Wait. Didn't that seem just a little too easy?
Yes, it did. Let's go home.
What are you doing, Colonel?
Ah, I'm looking for the edges of a mask.
What?
You're obviously not the real General Hammond.
Sit down, Colonel.
I don't think so, bucko. The jig's up, we're on to ya.
What are you talking about?
We're still on P7J-989.
Oh, you betcha. This is just a new game brought to you by our good friend [Pats Hammond on the head] the Keeper.
Where are we going?
Back through the Gate to show them what their planet looks like... [gets confused] ...in our memories... before the virtual reality... Leave me alone!
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