Where's the fanfare, General?
We did kind of save the planet, sir.
Again. This should not get old, General.
GHGen. Hammond
Job well done.
Thank you, sir. It was nothing.
S4 E1Small Victories
I'd be happy to debrief you all after I've debriefed myself for a nice hot shower.
GHGen. Hammond
Permission to shower granted. In fact, I insist on it, Colonel.
[to Jackson, quietly] Bad?
I wasn't going to say anything.
The replicators are impervious to Goa'uld technology. They are, however, susceptible to human projectile weaponry. [Davis looks towards Jack confused]
Guns.
Sir, if there are still a small enough number of replicators on board, a properly equipped team could possibly…
[sarcastically] Save the world?
Getting old for you, sir?
[to Thor] Wait a minute, you're actually saying that you need someone dumber than you are?
You may have come to the right place.
GHGen. Hammond
Thor, with all due respect to your situation we need SG-1 here.
I could go, sir.
I don't know, Carter. You may not be dumb enough.
I think I can handle it
Have fun.
Yasureyabetcha...
We did it!
It was your stupid idea.
[referring to the Asgard form of food] I like the yellow ones.
[eating one of the yellow pieces, then recoiling in disgust] Oh, my God! [Glances over at Thor] Sorry.
[referring to the Replicators] We kicked their asses!
They had asses?
The Asgard had this big new ship. The O'Neill.
[Smiles excitedly] Oh yeah?
But, we had to blow it up.
[disappointed] Oh.
S4 E2The Other Side
Sir, this is the fifth incoming wormhole in the last hour and a half.
Okay, I'm here two hours early. When did you get in?
Actually, sir, I never left.
Didn't I order you to get a life?
[to Teal'c] You've got that look.
To which look are you referring, O'Neill?
The one that says, "I have misgivings about this mission but deep down I know we're doing the right thing"?
No, the other one.
Oh.
Next time I tell you to shut up...!
I didn't hear you tell me to shut up.
Too subtle for ya?
Well, for once, yes. Would you hear me out?
Carter, our standing orders, what are they?
To seek new allies and procure technologies to aid in the defense against the Goa'uld.
And have we carried out those orders?
We came here to help them!
Is that not what we are doing, Daniel Jackson?
No. Their whole world is in flames and we are offering them gasoline. How is that help?
We are in fact offering water.
[to Teal'c] Thank you!
I was speaking metaphorically.
Well, stop it! It's not fair to Teal'c.
So, what's your impression of Alar?
That he is concealing something.
Like what?
I am unsure. He is concealing it.
S4 E3Upgrades
You may call me Anise.
Anise?
It means "Noble Strength".
I'm Daniel. It means, uh, "God is my judge".
I'm Jack. It means... what's in the box?
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