SpongeBob SquarePants Season 6 quotes, page 6 ... TV Quotes Database

For instance, did you know that SpongeBob was not the first choice to star in the show? [gasps] Hard to believe, I know. Watch these opening themes, and you'll see why he was eventually picked.

[The classic film countdown happens. Painty is shown.]

PPainty

Are you ready, kids?

KKids

Aye, aye, Captain.

PPainty

I can't hear you.

KKids

Aye, aye, Captain!

PPainty

Oh... [Bikini Atoll is shown. The bubble transition goes until it shows Squidward's house] ♪Who lives in a monument under the sea?♪

[The door opens and Squidward is shown with pants. He looks down in shock. Hans takes the pants off and Squidward smiles.]

KKids

♪Squidward Tentacles!♪ [Squidward falls into a bathtub and his head expands]

PPainty

♪Obnoxious, abrasive, conceded is he!♪ [water comes out of Squidward's mouth and it covers the screen. One it clears, his name is shown in bubbles]

KKids

♪Squidward Tentacles!♪ [the name bubbles pop]

PPainty

[as Squidward is shown four times riding his recumbent bicycle with part of his name behind each of the bikes] ♪If practical common sense be something you wish...♪

KKids

♪Squidward Tentacles!♪

Patchy

[off-screen] Neeext!

[The classic film countdown happens again. Painty is shown but with a different mouth.]

PPainty

Are you ready, kids?

KKids

Aye, aye, Captain.

PPainty

I can't hear you.

KKids

Aye, aye, Captain!

PPainty

Oh... [Bikini Atoll is shown. The bubble transition goes until it shows Patrick's house] ♪Who lives like a barnacle under the sea?♪

KKids

♪Patrick Sea Star!♪ [the rock opens and Patrick is shown in his underwear. Hans puts his pants on]

Patrick

[laughs] Whoa! [falls and starts guffawing]

Patchy

[off-screen] Nope!

[The classic film countdown happens again and Painty is shown for the third time, but with another different mouth.]

PPainty

Are you ready, kids?

KKids

Aye, aye, Captain.

PPainty

I can't hear you.

KKids

Aye, aye, Captain!

PPainty

Oh... [Bikini Atoll is shown. The bubble transition goes until it shows Mr. Krabs' house] ♪Who lives in an anchor under the sea?♪

KKids

[the door opens to show Mr. Krabs kissing a bag of money. Hans appears and pulls it away] ♪Eugene Krabs does!♪

KMr. Krabs

Hey!

PPainty

♪Crusty and red and greedy is he.♪ [the scene shows Hans taking the bag away. Mr. Krabs is following him]

KMr. Krabs

Come back with me money! [money starts to fall out and Mr. Krabs grabs it]

KKids

♪Eugene Krabs does!♪ [Mr. Krabs passes some money and goes back to it and picks it up]

PPainty

♪If stingy and greedy is something you wish...♪

KKids

♪Eugene Krabs does!♪

KMr. Krabs

Money, money, money, money, money, money.

Patchy

[the scene returns to him] Ugh. Pretty cruddy, huh, kids?

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S6 E25Pineapple Fever

[Squidward has completed his turn in Tic-Tac-Toe.]

Squidward

There, I win. See?

SPSpongeBob and Patrick

Hmmmm...

Patrick

I'm not seeing anything there.

SpongeBob

Yeah, looks like a lot of junk.

Squidward

What do you mean you're not seeing anything? There's three in a row right here! Tic-Tac-Toe!

[Squidward starts to get irritated.]

Patrick

Easy, friend.

SpongeBob

Yeah, relax, Squidward, we're just here to have fun.

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S6 E26The Clash of Triton

SpongeBob

Did you hear that, Neptune said this was all because of me.

Patrick

Well SpongeBob that's...

SSadie

Did you hear that? Neptune said it was all because of that guy! [citizens with torches, pitchforks, splinters, and other weapons form a mob with the damaged city in the background]

PPoliceman

He did, did he?

Patrick

Uh... SpongeBob?

SpongeBob

Yes, Patrick?

Patrick

Do you think now's a good time to get those Triple Gooberry Sundays you were talking about?

SpongeBob

I think now would be an excellent time, yes. [the episode ends with he and Patrick screaming whilst getting chased by the angry mob]

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