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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 16

Sandy, SpongeBob and others in “The Green Tentacle”

[The episode begins at Sandy's treedome and it is the first day of spring. A robin flies up to the window, chirping happily.]

[sighs as she prepares some tea] Nothin' better than sweet tea in springtime. [hears a knock on her door] There's SpongeBob now! [heads out to go let SpongeBob in]

[Little does Sandy know, the leaves on her tree begin to whiter and fall off of the branches.]

[exits her treedome, but gets hit by a falling branch] Huh? [sees her treedome withering and screams] My tree!

Hi, Sandy! I let myself in. Hope you don't mind. [sees Sandy completely frozen in shock] Why the long face? [she turns him around to show him her dying tree; screams] Your tree! What happened?

I have no idea! This old oak should be in full bloom right now! Not weepin' like a willow! [Her dying tree sheds a tear.]

Well, don't you have some kind of atomic acorn ray or something?

That ain't a thing. [pulls out a huge laser] Here. Help me with my nuclear powered barkomatic zapotron. [she and SpongeBob zap the tree in order to revive it]

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It's working! It's working!

[The barkomatic zapotron only ended up destroying the tree. SpongeBob and Sandy yell]

That just made it worse! Oh, what am I gonna do?

I know someone who's great at gardening.

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