Customers at the Chum Bucket? My eyes must be tired.
[Much later, SpongeBob goes to the optometrist to get some glasses. He walks out with his new glasses.]
There. That looks better.
[POV of SpongeBob: He actually got glasses that really just blur up everything he sees.]
Blurry, but in a reassuring way. Oh, wait till I tell Patrick, and Sandy what a strange morning I had. Ooh, there they are now.
[He looks across the street to see what he thinks are Patrick Star, and Sandy Cheeks sitting at a table chatting. Remember, the glasses SpongeBob got just blurs up everything he sees. SpongeBob calls out, and waves to them.]
Patrick! Sandy!
[SpongeBob runs across the street to meet up with who he thinks are Patrick, and Sandy, but he makes boat cars crash into each other in the process. Some of them are even burning, or exploding.]
Yoo-hoo! Hey! Sandy! Patrick!
[SpongeBob finally meets up to who he thinks are Sandy, and Patrick.]
Boy, am I glad to see you guys. Mind if I have some of your fries, Patrick?
[SpongeBob takes some of the straws, mistaking them for fries, and eats them.]
A little dry...
[After swallowing the straws, SpongeBob notices the flower in a vase.]
Mind if I have a sip of your soda, Sandy?
[SpongeBob drinks what's inside the vase, and gets disgusted a bit.]
Oh, that is off.
[He places the vase down on the table.]
This day has been bonkers! Squidward was a squid, Mr. Krabs was blue, and the Krabby Patties were tacos! Oh, I'm just so glad to run into my best pals, Patrick, and Sandy.
Who are Patrick, and Sandy?
[SpongeBob takes off his glasses. The two that he met up are not Patrick, and Sandy. They are actually Sammy, and Preston, both of them are paralleling Patrick, and Sandy.]
I assure you, good sir, my name is Preston. I know not of this Patrick you speak of.
Duh-huh. And me am Sammy. Am I be a squirrel folk!
[SpongeBob got extremely confused again]
Everything is still all crazy! Ahhhhh!
[SpongeBob runs off, going crazy again.]
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