SpongeBob SquarePants Season 10 quotes

[As Sandy is contacting Frenchy on her communicator, Squidward peeks out from beneath the rock. He watches as a fish eats a smaller fish, gets eaten by a bigger fish, and in turn that one gets eaten by a whale. He yells and pulls himself out]

Squidward

I'm going home to hide under the covers! It's every cephalopod for himself!

[He runs across the jellyfish fields, out into the light of Neptune's Moon. Sandy looks up from her communicator, sees Squidward blindly running into danger and gasps]

Sandy

Frenchy, I gotta call you back!

[She runs after Squidward]

Sandy

Squidward, you have to stay in the shade!

[Squidward trips up over his own feet and falls on his face with a crash. As he lies there, he hears a growl behind him. He turns over onto his back and sees a carnivorous purple fish swimming towards him to eat him. Terrified, Squidward crawls backwards a little, screaming]

Squidward

Help!

[Sandy rushes forward to try to save him]

Sandy [stretching out her arms]: Squidward, no!

[Squidward whimpers and feebly holds up a defensive arm as the fish growls and gains on him. Suddenly, as though it had detected him by radar, the light of Neptune's moon beams down on the frightened little octopus. He's bewildered by moon, but not entranced as before. He watches the light go, and looks down at himself, noticing that he has turned more green than usual. He promptly changes into a normal-sized, non-anthropomorphic octopus. Roaring, Squidward grabs the purple fish and eats it, before starting after Sandy.]

Sandy

O.M. Jehosaphat! You don't see that every day!

[Sandy summons Pearl to save her friends from Squidward]

Sandy

Sic 'im, Pearl! Sorry, sorry, Squidward!

[Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff fight each other again. However, now that Neptune's Moon is gone, they both revert themselves back into their regular forms. But unfortunately, the effects of Neptune's Moon also caused their respective clothing to dissolve into nothingness, thus leaving them naked]

[Larry reverts back to his regular form as well. But he is also naked. He picks up a flower and uses it as a loincloth. Then he walks away. Pearl and Squidward continue fighting above Sandy's treedome. They both revert back to their regular forms. However, they're also naked as well. Pearl spits Squidward out from her mouth]

Squidward

What is going on here? [gasps] MY CLOTHES! [screams and runs away]

Pearl

[screams and runs away as she is naked] NO!

[SpongeBob and Patrick revert back to the regular forms, but they're also naked as well]

Sandy

Aah!

[SpongeBob pulls himself off of Sandy's suit. Patrick giggles and falls off of Sandy's helmet. SpongeBob looks around and sees Sandy's treedome destroyed]

SpongeBob

Um, Sandy, how come your treedome is broken and everyone's naked?

Sandy

Well, SpongeBob, let's just say this has been the most interesting birthday I ever had.

French Narrator

And, of course, Neptune's Moon is always followed by Neptune's Sun.

[The ground shakes. Neptune's Sun comes out of a volcano and shines its light on Sandy. The light then transforms Sandy into a realistic land squirrel. It appears that Neptune's Sun only effects land creatures while Neptune's Moon only effects sea creatures. Sandy chitters and crawls around inside her suit]

[They both laugh as Sandy chitters]

[Patrick flies off the track and lands directly near his house. SpongeBob pulls himself together and sends Patrick back to his house. Patrick steps on a pebble]

Patrick

Ow! [strains]

SpongeBob

Oh, brother. [falls asleep as he is completely tired from having such an eventful night]

Patrick

Oh!

[SpongeBob sleep-walks into the street]

Patrick

Oh, he'll be fine. [jumps on his rock and goes to sleep. As Patrick closes his rock, crashing noises are heard as SpongeBob is getting run over by the boats, ending the episode]