[The episode begins at the park with clams chirping in the sky, and SpongeBob is skipping along, meeting and greeting several critters along the way.]
[skips around the park] Lalalalalalalalalalala! [stops and sniffs and sighs] What a beautiful day to say hello to all of my favorite little critters. Hello little worm! [grabs a worm and kisses it, winks and continues to skip] Lalalalalalalala! [stops in front of a snail] Hello little snail! [kisses it and has slime cover his face] Moisturizing! Lalalalalalalalalala! [continues to skip and stops in front of nematodes] Hello little nematodes! [kisses three of them, but one is jumping away from him, SpongeBob grabs him] Aww, don't be shy! [kisses him, transforming him into a guy]
Do you mind?
Ah! You're not a nematode anymore? That means I must be magic! [waves his hands and runs around] I am magic! I am magic! I am magic!
Sorry pal, but you're not magic! You just happened to break an old witch's curse that turned me into a nematode. Get it!
An old witch cursed you? That means, you must be a prince! [zooms into his eyes] I kissed a prince! [jumps on a bench] I kissed a prince! I kissed a- [stops when Guy Fishman approaches]
No, I am not a prince either! I am just an ordinary guy! Guy Fishman! [points]
Oh! Well I am SpongeBob [shakes hands and sits down] So, if you're just some guy, then why did a witch curse you?
Allow me to expound: [flashes back on Reef theater] You see, long ago I made the mistake of taking the last seat at the movie theater. [Guy Fishman and Blobba Yaga come in with popcorns] Unfortunately, the old witch Blobba Yaga wanted the same seat. [the seat has a spotlight on it where Guy Fishman and Blobba Yaga stare at each other for the seat. Guy Fishman rushes and takes the seat.]
[gets angry and pulls the curse] Take my seat and pay what's owed! Live thy life as nematode! Aah! [curses Guy Fishman to a nematode and sits on the seat]
[flashes forward to present, SpongeBob whirls himself and laughs] Ripple Tickle!
[coughs, SpongeBob then silently sits] Your kiss must have broken the spell!
Aha! Then, you're welcome! [points at Guy Fishman and tries to kiss]
