A character in SpongeBob SquarePants
In 10 of the 1,068 quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants
Most scenes with: Abrasive SpongeBob (8), Patrick (4), Mr. Krabs (2)
But Kevin, I was your biggest fan.
So were they. [points down to some fans he has managed to get rid of, trapped at the bottom of the ledge at a campfire]
Hey, look everyone! Kevin's back! [they cheer]
Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside, to not be in prison!
[Cut to a fish caught in traffic, then miserably working at a cubicle, and then solemnly looking out his window]
Coming to bed, honey?
Yes, dear.
[Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick]
We've gotta remind her that there is a life other than this! Mrs. Puff, if you come with us, I’ll stay after school, and decorate the whole classroom.
For the last time, No! I’m not going with you, that's final! Oh, oh.
Talking to inanimate objects again, huh, Puff? Hmph. Get back to your cell. No more kitchen time for you.
Sounds like a lot of --
Hoopla!
Eh, sounds like a lot of --
Hoopla!
Sounds like a --
Hoopla! [scrolls over to him yelling] Hoopla!
[Someone off screen throws a brick at the fish, knocking him unconscious. The screen scrolls back to the patty.]
Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a Krabby Patty, am I right? [laughs] WRONG!
Hey... I know you. Yeah, from today's paper! [holds up a newspaper with a picture of SpongeBob on the front page and the headline "Local Nutcase Tries to Fly"]
"Local nutcase tries to fly"?! I'm a nutcase because I follow my dreams? Well, they laughed at the guy who invented light bulbs, too!
No, they didn't.
[eyes widen] You'll see.
[walks outside, and past Monroe and his Mother]
Look, mom, it's the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom.
Wow! I wonder why he's still using his legs!
Come on, Bird Man. Flap your wings and fly! [makes flapping motions; he and Incidental 115 laugh cruelly; SpongeBob walks away, only to encounter many other fish]
Hey, Bird Man, going to check on your eggs?
Maybe he's looking for a statue to poop on.
[steps in front of SpongeBob and starts flapping his arms and making chicken noises; a crowd of fish around him laughs]
Go on and laugh, but it is a sad day in Bikini Bottom when a guy is ridiculed for having dreams! [two fish holding babies stand to the side of him]
You think you're the only one with unfulfilled dreams?
I was supposed to be a concert pianist... until I realized I didn't have any fingers. [looks at his hands]
We all had dreams.
What makes you so special? [the crowd of fish turns into an angry mob, along with pitchfork and torches]
Let's get him!
[the mob chases him; he starts panting, then stops] Huh? [camera zooms out to reveal SpongeBob just stepped off the edge of a cliff and he screams]
Good riddance, dreamer!
[screams as he lands in a Mud Removal truck] Ooh! [the truck makes a sharp turn and SpongeBob falls out, covered in mud; while falling] Well, it can't get any worse. D'oh! [lands in a Feather Delivery truck; sticks his head up, which is now covered with feathers] I guess I spoke too soon.
[Note: television version only] [the scene freezes] Will SpongeBob learn to fly? Stay tuned.
Congratulations! You are the one millionth person to pass the test.
Does this mean I win a free keychain?
Uhh, no.
Oh.
You get a brand-new boat mobile! The new Bass Blaster 3000. The ultimate boating machine. [Patrick runs up to the new boatmobile as SpongeBob's jaw drops]
Yeah! All right!
Women will want you. [all sigh] Men will want to be you. [all faint] You'll be the envy of your friends. [SpongeBob is growling in fury]
Isn't this great? I got my license, and a new boat!
I'm... so... happy for you... ["La Cucaracha" horn blows in his face] Whoa!
The horn works.
[reading a story to Gary] And then, the little ugly mollusk ran all the way home...
[breaking through SpongeBob's wall] SpongeBob, you gotta see this! It's an emergency broadcast on my TV!
The day you've been waiting for is almost here. That's right. "Glove World" has a new ride. It's big... [roller coaster goes above the water then back down into it]
It's fast... [The girl fish and Harold are yelling riding a roller coaster so fast, Harold flies off of it]
[yelling] Harold, NOOOOO!
It's painful... [Fish squeals as roller coaster crashes into the ground, causing an explosion]
It's the "Fiery Fist O' Pain." Opening tomorrow only at Glove World!
Tomorrow! SpongeBob, we gotta get to bed so we can be first in line!
Okay everyone, say goodbye to the worst thing that's happened to this town since 97 cent stores.
Yeah! [SpongeBob tries to break the highway with the tractor, but it just stopped]
Good effort, Spongedope, but you can't tear up my highway, it's indestructible!
Not if we have anything to do with it!
Larry Lobster!
That's right, pal, but that's not all. [Sandy walks out from the crowd, waving]
Sandy Squirrel! [Mrs. Puff walks out of the crowd] Mrs. Puff! [Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy both walk out from the crowd] Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy! [Patrick walks walk out from the crowd] Patrick!
Su-Su-Su-Su!
And Squidward! [Squidward doesn't walk out from the crowd]
Nope, that's everybody!
Push! [He, Patrick, Mrs. Puff, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Sandy push] Harder! [They push harder]
Harder still!
You heard the little square guy, yeah! [Everybody lines up behind the tractor and pushes it]
Wait! I didn't count on all of you working together! [Everybody pushes hard enough that the highway breaks!] My highway! Stop! YOU CAN'T! [Plankton gets crushed by the tractor!]
YEAH! [The arch over the Krusty Krab breaks down in a pile of dust and the smog clears]
Praise Neptune.
[Singing] Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, it's the jellyfishing song!
Clap!
Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, everyone sing along!
Clap!
[Singing] Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, it's the jellyfishing song!
Clap!
Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly everyone sing! [The camera zooms out and we cut to the Jellyfish Fields ranger]
[bored voice] Everyone sing along. [switches the "closed" sign to "open," and then walks away]
This shake is disgusting! Why, you probably don't even have a license to milkshake!
A license to milkshake? Well, of course I do, silly! And it doesn't expire until... [looks at his license] ...SEVEN YEARS AGO?
Right here is where all the biggest business decisions in the business are made. Why, if an imposter were to be caught in here, hmm…
He’d be given a sandwich and sent on his way?
No, he’d be convicted as a corporate spy and sent to jail forever and ever and ever.
Eat him! Eat him!
[gets an idea] Ooh, I know! I'll try the soothing power of music... [gets out a ukulele with "Love" and a heart symbol written on it and starts playing a tune] Ohhh... [The ukulele strings break off as he uses the pick on a first try] Awww, rats! [The usage of "Awww" triggers the robot and causes him to eat SpongeBob, who falls inside and screams until he lands on his face. He gets his face up off the ground and looks around in confusion. Everyone is cheering upon his arrival]
Yeah, yeah, good boy!
A surprise party... for me?!
[gets off from underneath SpongeBob and grunts] This isn't a party, you boob.
Well why did everyone cheer when I showed up?!
Because with you, we can finally reach the emergency escape uvular! [Mr. Krabs points up to the uvular] Alright, let's try it again, people! [Everyone (including the Hook Fish, the goth fish, Mama Bass, Don the Whale, Fred, Tom, Sandy, Larry, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Mutton Chop, Officer Nancy, Patrick Star, The Vetenarian, Reg, Carl, Turtle Girl, Gale Doppler, Green Fish, A Cafeteria Lady, Popeye Fish, Male Mayor Fish, Female Mayor Fish, Lady Upturn, etc.) piles up again]
He can do it! He can do it!
[SpongeBob climbs up and stands on Patrick's back to grab the uvular. As he attempts to grab it, his arms are too short. Suddenly, a shaking sound is heard, implying something big. The height of the pile towers up, and SpongeBob tries again. He finally succeeds in grabbing the uvular and causes the robot to spin around and malfunction. A circular opening in the robot's butt is shown with everyone squished up inside. Everyone inside is freed and released into the sky as fireworks as Q.T.-π collapses. The fish from before are launched back onto the rollercoaster and cheer. Everyone else falls back onto the ground, while Squidward falls into the ice cream cart]
We did it! We escaped!
[shown between Mr. Krabs' butt cheeks] And I got us sent to Glove World! for free. You're wel-come!
Abrasive SpongeBobTom Kenny · 691 quotes
PatrickBill Fagerbakke · 344 quotes
SquidwardRodger Bumpass · 334 quotes
KMr. Krabs261 quotes
PPlankton138 quotes
SandyCarolyn Lawrence · 76 quotes
KarenJill Talley · 44 quotes
Mrs. PuffMary Jo Catlett · 37 quotes
French NarratorTom Kenny · 32 quotes
GaryTom Kenny · 30 quotes
PatchyTom Kenny · 23 quotes
PearlLori Alan · 22 quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants · 1,068 quotes
