SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 3
Sounds like a lot of --
Hoopla!
Eh, sounds like a lot of --
Hoopla!
Sounds like a --
Hoopla! [scrolls over to him yelling] Hoopla!
[Someone off screen throws a brick at the fish, knocking him unconscious. The screen scrolls back to the patty.]
Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a Krabby Patty, am I right? [laughs] WRONG!
But for every good employee, there is one who is not so good. [about Squidward] Let's see, inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. Look carefully at the "I Really Wish I Weren't Here Right Now!" button. There's a name for employees like this, but we'll call him..."Squidward".
[as Squidward occupies himself in the bathroom] Remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward.
Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else.
Ah-ah-ah, Squidward, remember what Mr. Krabs says.
The money is always right.
The ceiling is right, Squidward. You're not a very good employee.
[as Squidward causes an incident for slipping] Don't worry, Squidward. Mr. SquarePants can cover for you.
Hear me, Krabs! You'll take this Krabby Patty from me when you pry it from my cold, dead...[as he is getting picked up by Mr. Krabs; in a high-pitched voice] Felicitations, malefactors! I am in town to find my minions! And I just know how to speak their lang- [Mr. Krabs flicks him outside the Krusty Krab] (screams)
[SpongeBob continues to run and scream]
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