AAnnouncer
Congratulations! You are the one millionth person to pass the test.
Does this mean I win a free keychain?
FFish
Uhh, no.
Oh.
FFish
You get a brand-new boat mobile! The new Bass Blaster 3000. The ultimate boating machine. [Patrick runs up to the new boatmobile as SpongeBob's jaw drops]
Yeah! All right!
FFish
Women will want you. [all sigh] Men will want to be you. [all faint] You'll be the envy of your friends. [SpongeBob is growling in fury]
Isn't this great? I got my license, and a new boat!
I'm... so... happy for you... ["La Cucaracha" horn blows in his face] Whoa!
The horn works.
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