Russell Crowe quotes from South Park

So, from now on, I'm gonna spend all my spare time fighting cancer. [gets in a fighting stance] RIGHT! Where is that pussy cancer, anyway?!

Well, we couldn't find cancer, but we found a man with cancer. [brings out a sickly cancer patient and begins beating him severely] Take THAT, cancer! And THAT!

My fighting's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry, ya testicle! [beats up the editor]

[takes his guests to a lab, which has a machine, a duplicator of sorts] Here it is, friends. Once we have Muhammad, this machine will give us his power to not be made fun of.

Tom, Tom, you're talking crazy, mate. Only Muhammad has that ability. How could we ever get it from him?

We take his goo. [eating a burger] It's as simple as that, people.

Rob Reiner has been telling me about the goo which is inside every person on Earth.

Any goo can be harvested from a person's body, and easily placed into another.

Cartman

Wait, you mean, we aren't gonna sue and get a bunch of money?

No, Jen. We've all got enough money.

Yes, who needs more money? We need to get Muhammad's goo! Yes, yes! Arriba arriba!