BBarkeep
Look, this is a bar! We can't have children in here. People come here for debauchery and sin!
Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar.
Well sure! I'm good at all kinds of jobs.
“The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer” · Season 6, Episode 5
In this episode: Eric Cartman (2), Butters Stotch (2), Russell Crowe (2), Stan Marsh (1), Kyle Broflovski (1)
Oh Jesus! Now where do we go?
We've tried everywhere! Butters, are you absolutely sure we can't go to your house?
I'm sure! There's no way!
Uh, why not?!
Uh, because! Uh my parents are out of town, and I don't have a babysitter.
[glares at Butters] Oh, god damn it, you better be kidding!
No, I really don't have a babysitter.
So, from now on, I'm gonna spend all my spare time fighting cancer. [gets in a fighting stance] RIGHT! Where is that pussy cancer, anyway?!
[later]
Well, we couldn't find cancer, but we found a man with cancer. [brings out a sickly cancer patient and begins beating him severely] Take THAT, cancer! And THAT!
My fighting's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry, ya testicle! [beats up the editor]
CChef
Hello, is this customer service? I'm having a problem with my new Television: it's sprouted laser guns and started walking around shooting people.
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