So, from now on, I'm gonna spend all my spare time fighting cancer. [gets in a fighting stance] RIGHT! Where is that pussy cancer, anyway?!
[later]
Well, we couldn't find cancer, but we found a man with cancer. [brings out a sickly cancer patient and begins beating him severely] Take THAT, cancer! And THAT!
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